relyt dnulgoks

make me a meme lord that is all my life is worth.

[albaeni]

fat fuckin dimebag of pure colombian cocaine

[someguytyler]

The fuck you smiling for you PIECE OF SHIT

[someguytyler]

(Waiter comes to my table)

Waiter: Hi! What can I get for you.

Me: Hi yes I would like some of the sweet death please.

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

Should I buy a cool motorcycle?

no

there are no cool motorcycles

[wunkolo]

It’s called

not

Get it right.

[someguytyler]

I haven’t posted anything on this in a long time. But here is a cancer I made please enjoy.

[someguytyler]

Bugs at work are getting huge.

[christio]

[lepreas-deactivated20140507]

just filing my FUCKING GLOVES

[albaeni]

fat fuckin dimebag of pure colombian cocaine

[laughingstation]

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

[arielvevo-blog]

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[kikuwang-deactivated20150830]

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

[controversialdb]

[hanniballecterlicious-blog]

[datboi-deactivated20161112]

enough

[maxknightley]

Suffering, Judgement, Ecstasy and Oblivion

[someguytyler]