I DO NOT GRANT WISHES

ezra | they/them & he/him

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[st5lker]

whatever

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[memewhore]

[besupo]

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

[be-boheme]

Please reblog, there’s only one of each individual and we need them all!

[brighid45]

Always reblog. 

[lecterings]

what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?

[villain-lover]

stairway-to-assgard

[strongbowdarkfruit]

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

[valeria2067]

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

[thesexiestselkie]

[crab-treehill-blog]

[dumb-science-jokes]

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

[blessingsofbabylon]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[blessingsofbabylon]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[blessingsofbabylon]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[blessingsofbabylon]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[iranawaywiththedoctor-blog]

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

YOU FUCKING HOE

YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU

I FUCKING (SCREAMS)

FUCKING BALLS

OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 

YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS

I HATE THIS GAME

FUCK

FUCKING 

FUCK ME

FUCK YOU

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME

I’m so fucKING DONE 

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

[totallysonic]

[academixs]

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

[sevipered-blog]

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

[sing-alongblog-deactivated20191]

aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom

[10102020303040405050-deactivate]

[autistichalfblood]

We are a really dark and sophisticated fandom.

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

do you hear the people sing?

singing the song of angry men

it is the music of a people

who will not be slaves again

will you give all you can give?

so that our banner may advance?

some will fall

and some will live

will you stand up and take your chance?

will you join in our crusade?

who will be strong 

and stand with me?

beyond the barricade

is there a world you long to see?

then join in the fight

that will give you the right to be free!

[nacktschlaefer]

full moon dates 2015

january 5th february 4th march 5th april 4th may 4th june 2nd july 2nd July 31th august 29th  september 28th october 27th november 25th december 25th

[breakfastburritoe]

reblogging for my werewolf followers

[gold-schwarz-deactivated2021051]

reblogging for ritterkeller dates