gender? I hardly know 'er!

Call me Theo or Tucker or maybe Blue, she/he, bi :], minor. If you tag me in hadestown or thasmin things I will kiss you on the mouth /p. I don't watch hermitcraft but I like the block men art. Profile picture is my kitty ivy <3. Header is a picture taken by @sigynpenniman Platonically engaged to @ademonwithinternet my beloved

[justabunchofdragons]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

4.8k words of grian getting. basically skulk poisoning. enjoy :D <- i spent very long on this rly would appreciate rbs !!

[warningsine]

[highlighteretcigarettes]

[hellertears]

he's VERY important to me

[grandkhan221b]

More DW stuff

[fleshdyke]

[happyheidi]

via radiantsomatics

[everythingidontsayoutloud]

love gets lighter when you realize it's every where, especially in the little details

[depsidase]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from den (@/ lousyBite) reading: controversial but if i work a full time job i should be able to live in a one bedroom apartment by myself and not starve myself to make rent. /End ID]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

[imsobadatnicknames2]

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

[arabian-knight]

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

[demilypyro]

Thinking about how Princess Bubblegum isn't technically even a humanoid. She's just sentient gum. She just chooses to be human shaped. She can pull some of her hair out and it's just gum. One time she lost an arm and she just stretched out her gum and made a new one. She's human shaped by choice. Moreover, that means she's girl-shaped by choice. And that's based

[zer0-g]

[anyroads]

Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement

[mamzier]

[anyroads]

In which we're all Truman

[lesbibimbap]

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

[lab-practicum]

@ufcosmo

[ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240]

[patchoulism]

they should invent a cig break for people who don't smoke

[mlembug]

[foone]

I told my boss I was going for a fag break, but didn't say any more. Not my fault if they misunderstand.

[orteil42]

the problem with gamification is that websites never implement it right. absolutely nobody wants a trophy for making 1000 posts. instead when one of your posts gets a lot of notes you should earn a rare collectible item you can trade with other users. and when someone's post is really obnoxious you should get to call in a boss raid and if enough people join in and deplete the post's health bar then it should get permanently wiped from the servers

[orteil42]

i'm allowing myself the luxury of not thinking that 2nd idea through because it is a joke. i am so serious about the 1st idea however. the users yearn for items (i'm users)

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for getting upset when my mom insists on clipping my nails?

I (adult male) still live with my mother because of finances/personal situations that make me unable to earn my own living. For the most part, this is fine. However, there's one thing that bugs me: she insists on trimming my nails for me.

I know it sounds weird, and it is. She's been trimming my nails since I was little, and I've always hated it. But now I'm an adult, and I don't need her to trim my nails for me, but every two weeks or so, she insists on doing it anyway. I'll admit that I have coordination issues that make things like that difficult for me to accomplish on my own, and hygiene isn't my strong suit either. But I don't need (or want) her to keep trimming my nails for me. How do I tell her to stop?

I've tried to explain it to her, but it's like I'm speaking another language or something. I've tried more direct methods, like pulling my hand away when she tries to bring out the clippers, but then she just says I'm being childish and it'll be over faster if I just let her do it, and that her dogs (she has two, they both hate me) are more well-behaved than I am. And then she trims my nails anyway, no matter how many times I tell her I hate it!

So yesterday, I finally got fed up. And right as she grabbed my hand and tried to come in with the clippers, I pulled my hand away and jabbed her with my quills! And then I curled up in a ball, so she couldn't get to my paws at all. She tried to reach for my paws, but I just poked her again.

My mom got annoyed, and said we'll have to try again tomorrow since clearly I'm in a bad mood. She seemed upset, and I feel a little bad for poking her so much since usually we have a good relationship. So tumblr, am I the asshole?

Pic of me so you can see that I'm a grown man that doesn't need his nails trimmed!

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Ohhhh angy man!! So angy!!!

Voting ended onJan 16, 2024

What are these acronyms?

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cythraul]

#but like. where does it go once they get it out?

This is also my question.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

They make it into sunglasses

[geocaprican]

Reminder that humanity absolutely does possess the technology and resources to fix most of the damage we’ve done to the environment, including climate change, we simply lack the collective/political will to do so