Some Kind Of Poet

Trash writer writing trash

[somekindofpoet]

Master List

I write gay stuff.

Many of my works are 18+ for sexual themes/violence/drugs. Please consume at your own risk, with this in mind!

Like A Movie - Reader is a struggling screenwriter but things start looking up when they get a surprise visitor who wants to buy their movie.

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

Part VII

Part VIII

Part IX

Tara

Spin Me Round -NSFW! R plays spin the bottle with the Scream gang

Skin Deep - NSFW!

Ghostface reader meets her match in Tara Carpenter

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Drabble 1-Strap Party!

Drabble - Sweater Weather

Drabble - Fighting Words

Drabble- Nudes

Jenna

Nevermore Grounds - Reader owns Nevermore Grounds, a Brooklyn coffee shop that Jenna stumbles upon.

Part I

Part II

Futbol or Football - Jenna is preoccupied with a soccer game on tv, reader interrupts

Missed Connection - A flight delay causes a chance meeting between R and Jenna Ortega

Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 - NSFW! Part 7 - NSFW!

PR Agent Drabble

Playlist

Vada

Terminal - Reader deals with her parent having a terminal illness, and Vada struggles to cope with the aftermath of the shooting

Kissing Lessons -NSFW! Reader teaches Vada how to do the do

Oh! Dealer - NSFW! - Vada calls Reader for a ride after she does E, they get high together and experience some new highs

Oh!Dealer Pt II - NSFW! - Drug Dealer! R and Vada try to figure out how this is all going to work.

Oh!Dealer Pt III

Low Budget Spider-Man - NSFW! - R gets dragged unwillingly into a friendship with Vada, and then the crush begins

Lightning Drabble

Cranberry Juice Drabble

Lorraine

La Petite Mort NSFW!- Reader finds out Lorraine has just been bearing through intimacy with RJ, and takes it upon herself to educate her on how it should be one

LPM - La Drague NSFW! - Reader and Lorraine take a ride into the woods for a picnic...and other things.

LPM - C'est Comme Ça - The repercussions of RJ's return hit hard

LPM - T'en Va Pas NSFW! - Reader works until she's numb enough to clock out, Lorraine brings her back around

LPM - Vouloir, C'est Pouvoir NSFW! - R deals with RJ, Lorraine gets jealous

LPM - La Fin NSFW! - We get closure

LPM - Bonus Content 1 NSFW! - A new girl at the ice cream shop makes Lorraine jealous

Drabble-Fight.

Drabble-Jacket

FilthX - NSFW! - X AU where Pearl isn't a homicidal maniac and R is the star everyone wants, including Lorraine

X Drabble

LPM - Lorraine NSFW Alphabet

Phoebe

How To: Be The Perfect Partner - A Lecture - NSFW! - Phoebe has prepared a lecture for Reader: how to be a perfect partner

Wednesday

God Complex

[somekindofpoet]

you seem like the kinda person to listen to phoebe bridgers

and thats a very good complement 😌

and also hozier

Dude yes 1000000% Phoebe Bridgers has me in a chokehold

Also I’m very proud of this thank you for the compliment

[roach-works]

writing is the most insane hobby it's like,

is it easy? no

is it fast? also no

but is it fun? well,

[somekindofpoet]

offering to ghost write mc8 I need it but also want you to rest and not pressure yourself

🌌

DM me if ya want, I have a direction I want to go, but very little time to write it lately

[somekindofpoet]

I just really hope you are pro Palestine bestie

Hello my friend, I usually try to steer away from topics like this on here, but I do want you to know I am firmly anti genocide and am pro free Palestine

[somekindofpoet]

Not you appearing and disappearing again 😭 come back!

Hiiii I haven’t disappeared again, I had the flu sooooo bad I couldn’t even see straight 💀 I am on the recovery route now 🖤🖤

[somekindofpoet]

Yo crush 👀 u want some fun facts

- 🐻

Oh bear, let’s go on and traumatize everyone. It’s been too long

[somekindofpoet]

Camila and Phoebe give off the moody campers that don’t believe the slasher is real idk if they’re final girls in a camp slasher but they definitely give off the vibes of the ones that would scare/tease the others for being scared

Agreed, they’d be the tough mean one that is actually small and scared in the end

[somekindofpoet]

I’m so happy to see you back!! 🩵 It just sucks that my brain is in the worst creative block so I dont even have hc or fic questions to ask you. 😭 So I’ll ask how’s your rat friends, how are you?? Any new concepts been tumblin’ around your head lately? Even ones that you don’t really wanna write but might wanna share?

Hellooo friend! My rat friends are good, getting nice and icy for the winter that is barreling toward us

I’m very excited for the brain rot that will inevitably come with the new Beetlejuice and next season of Wednesday! I’ve been on a summer camp slasher kick for a few months now, and really just an 80s horror kick all around.

I wonder which of Jenna’s characters would be best suited for a good old fashioned summer camp slasher final girl 🤔

[somekindofpoet]

Hey, I just wanted to ask if Missed Connection is completed or not? Or is it still being updated? Or is it just in hiatus?

It’s not done, I’ve written about half of the next chapter and just completely run out of gas/time/inspiration

I do miss writing it though. Knowing myself I’ll sit down one day, hyperfixate on it and finish it and post it without fanfare lol

[somekindofpoet]

do you think you’ll ever add a oneshot to like a movie :) i miss it :(

I think about doing this sometimes, but that fic feels so perfectly tied up in a little bow idk if I will

[somekindofpoet]

Hey crush!! Please don't leave us it's boring here without you🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Hi! I’m back…I just don’t have any time to write :(

But I’ll be here to talk to you guys or do little quick HCs!! I miss you all❤️❤️

[rollingsins]

can u tell somekindofpoet to come back too when they can pls, I miss them so bad

@somekindofpoet

They miss you xx

[somekindofpoet]

Hello bbs

[wol-fica]

What’s your favorite story you’ve ever written?

What about ever read?

my favorite probably has to be my bliss series (all are amazing, but the chapter 1 has my heart) Domestic wifey Wednesday is just so comfy

most definitely @somekindofpoet’s La Petite Mort cause PHEW that hit something inside of me (or the vada cranberry juice drabble made me drool)

[somekindofpoet]

I’m touched, truly 🥰

[amberthinker-deactivated2024020]

girlfriend!tara carpenter who gets on her tippy toes to kiss you.

[somekindofpoet]

My little murderous baby girl Tara 😍

[somekindofpoet]

Have you seen your rat friends recently? I still think about that big blow up rat you posted a while ago. He’s always present in my mind lol

I have! Just a few weekends ago I was out running with the subway rats 🐀

I have not seen my giant rat son since that day I posted the picture though…sad

[jay-dee]

[somekindofpoet]

Happy bday to the bbg 😍