Garlic bread

I identify as a fucking savage with garlicbread/ garlicbreads/ garlicbreadself pronouns.

[someonestolemygarlicbread]

Level of Dysphoria

Level of dysphoria: feeling I'm not experiencing enough dysphoria.

[someonestolemygarlicbread]

My Kintype

I identify as gunkin because I’m always triggered. 

[someonestolemygarlicbread]

Otherkin Identities

You must all identify as bowelkin because you’re pretty full of shit.

[someonestolemygarlicbread]

Everytime

Attractive person: Hi, how are you?

Me: Yes...