How Great Is This?

In between the pictures are poems no one understands but me.

[someoriginalurl]

person: you're stuck in 2006.

me: actually, three cheers for sweet revenge came out in 2004

[someoriginalurl]

i am still thinking about conundrums

I don't know how to tell you when you're stuck in this box but here it goes, i hope you can hear and learn to break those locks.

suddenly you've got me in this corner where i'm that guy i always hate and you're hastily shutting me out before i could even be too late. every time i see you, it's christmas and i want that magic for you, too but when you look at me i have no idea what to do.

i'd hold up the world for you you're a diamond refracting light but you've got her name in your pocket and you won't let yourself be alright.

the fuck if i'm giving up on you because if everything you say is real then you're worth everything i've got because everyone deserves to feel. but please, i need you to know that you're not broken, you're not even if my magic wand doesn't prove it i'm certainly not your last shot.

[someoriginalurl]

i was thinking about conundrums

my cat wags her tail and barks like a dog but she cleans herself and won't play fetch. we humor her when she guards the door and confuse her by giving her tuna fish. ---- making balloon animals is very difficult. you twist and twist and turn and tuck. and if you lose your grip, it unravels. but it was never actually a poodle, anyways. ---- a patron of charity is highly regarded but to be patronize is highly rejected. and i've never wanted to be either of those but i've also never had a geanie lamp. ---- well, i was thinking about conundrums and i think this is vaguely related so now that i have your attention when will it be your turn?

[someoriginalurl]

Silly Putty

It's all fresh, anew, with a dozen roses from you. They drink and they bask and they bloom, Then they wilt, we die, we always do. 

[someoriginalurl]

[pianouran]

[coolcatmatt]

Bah-Dump. Bah-Dump. Bah-Dump

[someoriginalurl]

I really like your blog!

Thankyou so much, dear!

[someoriginalurl]

Your Car Smells Like Gasoline

I never loved you, not at all.  Your constant, vexing narcissism.  Your one-dimensional mind.  Your witless interjections.  Tell me, who's the man?  I mean, I get it. If I were you, I'd pretend to be him, too.  He's so much more noxious than you. His powerful choke-hold. His vague origin.  His knowledge of destruction. Tell me, who are you? I mean, you don't seem to know.  And I don't care to know, But you'll never be him.  One day, when you stop hiding Behind your engineered insanity Your dot on the timeline Might become the line. 

[winemother]

i dont trust people who hate kesha

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[carazelaya]

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

[peculiaraura]

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

[lavendersummers]

I always have to reblog this. It’s too good.

[pureblyss]

They are just my fave.

[someoriginalurl]

[dracodecorum]

[togifs]

[n-ostalgi-e]

[xeniafernandez]

[someoriginalurl]

what happens when there are two elephants in a room

looking at you is like looking into a fan on a hot day it's a relief because the fan makes it so much cooler but i can't really look because it stings. so i close my eyes and think of going to the pool instead but then i remember the lifeguards and feel like i'm drowning.

when someone yells and it echos through a room i can never tell where the direct sound came from and every echo is mocking me and reminding me that i can't really distinguish between what's real and what's not  and the reverberation explains all these headaches. 

sometimes i sit around and write my name backwards because it's less deceiving that way kayla, she's got it all together and she's moving forward alyak, what does that even mean i don't get it yeah, alyak, that's exactly right

i touch my arms and legs and hips when i'm alone trying to figure out why everyone else likes to touch them so much but i can't figure it out because people don't regard touches like cats and dogs regard being pet  or maybe we do, but i think that's out of context

when i'm drowning in a pool of water and lifeguards and my cries for help echo throughout the room i imagine my name backwards in my head so when they touch my hips and my legs and my arms to save me i can figure out whether they're really saving me

or not.