Chill Gym Bros for Mars

18+ only || TW: bullying || Dedicated to the God Mars || Rantings of a Crazy Holy Man || Celebrating briefs, speedos, and jockstraps as proper workout gear for athletic activities. Guys, ditch those baggy boxers and saggy boxer-briefs and start wearing real men's underwear so you can attain peak performance and be your best.

[gotastiffy-archive]

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Be the Bolt of Lightning

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Be the Lightning Rod

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Be the Swift, Strong, and Athletic One

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Be the Chosen of Mars

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[kevinoconnor]

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If you haven't switched to briefs yet, you're missing out

[kevinoconnor]

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If you haven't switched to briefs yet, you're missing out

[stevoid78]

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You should own at least one jockstrap if you want to call yourself a jock

[truzas-off3]

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That pair that makes you feel so confident when you wear them

[kevinoconnor]

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That part of your gym session after you're done lifting and you hit the locker room, sweaty AF and ready to strip down to your briefs and pound down a post-workout protein shake before hitting the showers

[uw2026]

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When you're an athletic guy and you wear underwear for athletic guys

[truzas-off3]

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You work out hard. Wear underwear that reflects your athletic impulse. Wear briefs

[briefattraction]

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It's red briefs for this gym bro's locker room progress pics

[dirtyfuckingmuscle]

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Never be ashamed of being seen in your briefs in the locker room. You're an athletic guy, after all, and that's the kind of underwear athletic guys work out in.

[thelockerroomblog]

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Take your locker room progress pics in briefs like the gym bro you are

[underarmourfan]

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Briefs are for gym bros

[truzas-off3]

http://truzas-off3.tumblr.com

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Briefs are for confident guys

[homosexualpanicattack]

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Briefs are for the gym

[super-beefy-men]

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Brieflines are the mark of an athletic man

[uw2026]

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Don't be the dork who goes to the gym in boxer shorts. Work out in briefs like a real gym bro

[uw2026]

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Vigorous activities like soccer require supportive interest like briefs