@yer-real-dad
Where you at, little man?
I’ve got a hundred dollars for you.
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@somepeoplecallit
@yer-real-dad
Where you at, little man?
I’ve got a hundred dollars for you.
HE BLOCKED ME
Welp, I guess @yer-real-dad doesn’t like money.
Good job, fuckboy. I always knew your were just another cowardly silly bitch.
THATs all he knows how to do.
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Ohhh yeah. I can definitely tell that your pussy ass can’t handle his shit without a gun to back you up. I’m pretty sure my 12 year old daughter could whip your ass in a weaponless fight, LITTLE BOY.
Then come at me fuck face, why don’t you stand behind your words? Trying to block everyone like a little bitch. Bring your daughter so she can witness her little daddy get his ass beat. Weaponless. But no, instead you’ll happily creep peoples /tagged/me pages and jerk off to strangers. Way to be a father figure you creepy LITTLE SHIT.
If all you gun-toting losers think I’m a “troll” then why are you even bothering to reply?
Because it’s funny to fuck with trolls.
So you are into beastiality? Why does this not surprise me?
Well I did have my way with that pig of a mother of yours last night, so you might have a point there. Which reminds me, I think I forgot to fill up her water dish before I left.
So not only are you into beastiality but also necrophelia? Good job, hipster. I bet that swinger wife of yours loves that.
I just leave her face down in the dirt on a sunny day for about half an hour and she’s warm enough for us.
Yeah I figure that’s probably the only way you can get any pussy is to fuck the dead ones. I’m betting that your nerdy hipster ass works in IT. That’s probably the only reason you have that wife you have. I’m sure that the whole reason you two are swingers is because the only way you could get her to marry you is if you let her fuck other men. I doubt you have it in you to keep her satisfied. But since you work in IT, you get paid well, so she keeps you around for that. I should visit Austin and lay some pipe in her, then post the pictures of her jizz-covered face to Tumblr.
What’s funny is that she would never be interested in a fuckboy like you. What this means is that in order to pull off this little fantasy of yours, you would have to force your way into our home, force yourself onto her, and attempt rape.
At this point she would be justified in defending herself with lethal force under Texas state law. Seeing as we keep guns in our home, this is the part of the story where she would shoot you dead as soon as you tried to force your way into our home and she would be perfectly legally justified in doing so.
Neat.
Do it! Do it now!
Nah I don’t have to rape the town bicycle. I just have to wait my turn.
Head on down to Austin, we’ll welcome you. It’s honestly a good idea. Come learn about our gun laws.
Of course, your gun laws. Because none of you pussies can handle yourselves without your precious sidearms, can you? I bet not a single one of you precious flowers would agree to meet me face to face without you having to bring a gun. PROVE ME WRONG. Oh by the way: The only things in Texas are steers and queers. Which one are you?
Ya,,, you call me a pussy then run away and block me, you’re really tough huh. I will gladly meet you face to face no weapons. I would gladly take the chance to prove you wrong, and I would have reblogged this using the original me, but you went ahead and blocked me so I couldn’t respond.
What state are you from you homophobic fuckstain.
So...
Apparently one of you losers has my home address and is going to “show up here and teach me a lesson or two.” Come on! I recommend saying goodbye to your family first, though, because I promise you it will be the last time you see them.
Pansy ass fuckboy talks a big game then blocks users immediately. All under the veil of anonymity. If you're so big and brave why don't you just go ahead and publicize your address. And this time when you respond, why don't you man up and stand behind your words, rather than hide behind that screen.
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Photo by Rick Sheremeta, National Geographic.
“I spent four days observing and photographing Brown Bears. The bears routine became pretty obvious - they’d fish for a while until their bellies were full, then they’d wander off into the grass for a little nap. This ole gal never quite got that far - after snaring this salmon, she wandered into a shallow pool at the side of the river, cradled the fish under her arm, and promptly nodded off.”
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The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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