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Dm me

#I'm sick #NSFW

weonsinnombre

shineemay

this is my magnum opus

iwilleatyourenglish

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

he is

Incredible

Yes, through Tinder

red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

They met at Spencer’s

bad-4chan-literature

kasai-yagi

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

snakegirllovehandles

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

gayestgen

silviadragoness

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

sexhaver

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

sexhaver

the-hittite

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

antique-scarecrow

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

legalizememes

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

deaddolin

i run around like a fraggle

this is what i mean

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

existentialdreadkween

alemanriq

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💀 is pronounced like the vine boom sound effect

rat-korga

microdosing on killing myself by getting a job

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Reddit speak

#bruh #big bruh #this speaks to me

sunfortune

crying

ardentguilt

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

german-milfs

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

qochita-remade-deactivated20230

Asuka is such a dick for this

qochita-remade-deactivated20230

Like we all know asuka is stronger than shinji and rei combined she’s an industry baby and puts a lot of pride into her piloting 02. Rei has half of her stitches loose and shinji spends 90% of his time rotting in his room listening to shitty new wave. but she makes this malnourished Victorian child open the door instead because #gender roles