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MC: we’re gonna need code names. I’m “eagle one”

MC: Rowan is “been there done that”

MC: Penny is “currently doing that”

MC: Ben is “it happened once in a dream”

MC: Bill is “if I had to pick someone older”

MC: and Merula is… “eagle two”

Merula: oh thank Merlin.

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Arthur Weasley: [at muggle hospital] I got my ankles microwaved.

Harry Potter: X-rayed.

Arthur Weasley: They took my blood away to use for science.

Harry Potter: Cholesterol test.

Arthur Weasley: Harry had his sinuses…

Arthur Weasley: Removed?

Harry Potter: Looked at.

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*after MC dueled merula*

MC: not to worry. I have a permit.

Snape and Flitwick: this just says, “I do what I want”.

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Tony to the Avengers: Peter is highly competent.

Peter, rushing in: Mr. Stark! I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

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why would they ever delete this scene

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one undertale fact that’s stuck with me through the years is the knowledge that the Papyrus date originally had a way harsher ending and Toby had to tone it down because one of the testers cried as a result of Papyrus rejecting them

what the hell did Papyrus say that caused that to happen

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Sexuality is a choice

…..as if anyone would choose to be attracted to men

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Courtney Demone is a trans woman currently undergoing hormone replacement therapy and, as such, is starting to grow breasts.

Given this opportunity, she has a found a brilliant way to #FreeTheNipple.

Demone is launching the hashtag #DoIHaveBoobsNow and will post topless images of herself on Facebook and Instagram, “until those networks decide that my breasts have developed enough to be sexualized and worthy of censorship”

Demone is exposing privilege and hypocrisy all at one.

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The salt inherent in this is delicious and makes my heart soar.

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Love

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I am so happy

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you, uninformed: who was the guy that testified before congress? the one they made that movie with jesse eisenberg?

me, an intellectual:

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make girls cum not cry

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Isn’t it weird like sometime you see dick, and you’re like “hell yeah dick!” And then other times you see dick and you’re like “ eew omygod what the fuck is this doing here”