Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere

big tiddy goth gf femme who can drive

[iameverysparklywoman]

this may be controversial but i firmly believe all movies should be weird and cheap and kind of ugly and be about homos

[lesbiancousin]

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

[lesbiancousin]

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

[thegenderdetective]

You really hate women don’t you

[lesbiancousin]

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

[bpdoldgregg]

another thing: men are trash, right? and when straight women go to gay bars, guess who follows. yep, it's straight men. i cannot tell you how many times i have felt the way too familiar feeling of a man grabbing my hips and pressing into my back in the middle of a gay bar where i want to feel safe. i never even see these men's faces. i don't act interested. i just act happy because i'm a whole lesbian in a gay bar. and it's no longer safe for me because straight men are coming there looking for straight women who have let their guard down because it's supposedly a safe space

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[latenights]

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

[femmevelour]

Just a couple of Gals being Pals 🥂

[bpdoldgregg]

need a little more than participation

[dabblingindissent]

Happy Gay Wrath Month! 👬👭🌈🔪👮‍♂️🚓🔥😂👌💯

[bigspender]

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

[bpdoldgregg]

thought of the day: people devalue "cutesy" self care as not "real" self care but often face masks, bath bombs, etc act as incentives for "real" self care (taking baths, washing your face). and a lot of the shame around this comes from, surprise, misogyny

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[plannedparenthood]

Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.

[seriousjones]

fuck. thanks, planned parenthood

[lesbianherstorian]

i’m watching ‘77 pride footage and i’m literally this woman in a warm fuzzy dyke t shirt, flower in her hair, being interviewed whilst she’s eating a sandwich, saying “i like dykes, yeah”. i’m literally kin

[colin-vian]

Bridget Riley    

[bpdoldgregg]

honestly asia talking to ru about the vixen managed to articulate a lifelong need i've never been able to put into words. i need to keep processing this

[timbllr]

via @WeHeartIt

[meangirlnurse]

i’m always vaguely in an airport

[meangirlnurse]

even when i’m literally not in an airport i’m still emotionally in an airport

[poboh]

Girl by the seashore, Charles Atamian. American (1872 - 1947)

[girlinlondon]