The whatever place

I'll take questions about whatever and I'll answer them or whatever, I dunno, I just got Tumblr to look at @AreoViro's (FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER!) art and shit, leave questions about whatever you feel comfortable asking, (I can NOT post drawn images for said questions so please do be respectful about that)

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*flattens into a rectangle and shoves myself into the butter compartment of your fridge*

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Do Not Do This

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*Eats this*

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I mean. it’s obligatory

Happy pride month! I’m still going ???????????? with my personal sexuality but eh. happy prides

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@showerthoughtsofficial

You can think Thoughts though you can’t though thoughts 

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Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

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Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

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no, but it has this thing!

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Cute

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Crunchy

Soda is Crunchy water w/ flavors. 

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can’t find the name of an old book? reblog w/ a description to ask tumblr for help

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the notes is full of people rediscovering long lost books and i could not be more pleased

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I know the series. though. I’m curious if others have read it. 

Seventh Son of a seventh son is destined for great magical prowess, and his adopted Sister who’s mother died from assassination right on the date of her birth she is taken in by the family of the Seventh son and turns out to be the princess after seeing a veiled door to the throne chamber.

(Not brief but hey. I tried to remember it best I could)

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In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.

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In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn’t gotten caught.

I’m pretty sure Richard got a new ball.

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I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I’m like, “Yeah, [Crush]. And?” Dude turns around and yells to my crush “Hey! She has a crush on you!”

My crush just kinda sighs and is like, “Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks.”

So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires.

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One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

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In fourth grade, we were studying poetry and plays so we were making our own Christmas plays for reindeer and the teacher gave us glass bottles for characters and we needed to make our own sets and everything. Well, I was sitting on the floor in front of the wight board hot gluing fabric to give my reindeer a dress when suddenly the light from off the ceiling came crashing down on my head.

there seemed to be this split second where the entire class just sat and stared at me as I was surrounded by glass shards and spilling hot glue onto my fingers. Then it was chaos and screaming, I ended up in the nurses’ office without even making the effort to actually move, the worst of my injuries actually came from the hot glue, and the teachers of the school district still talk about the fourth grader who had a light fall on their head.

I’m an adult in college now and went to a meeting to see if I could be a substitute and they mentioned it and my mom (who is a teacher) and was sitting next to me jumps up and says “that was HER” while waving her arms.

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reblog this post with the one thing your school will remember you for for years to come

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These stories are wild man

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Mushie peaches...

You ever eat mushie canned peaches and then wish you didn’t? and then decide that you are going to die?

Btw, can we get #mushie peaches trending?

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TRICKS to ALWAYS WIN on SPLIX.IO - AZZYLAND

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WELP

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Do I remember you?

Feria: *get's bumped into by her old friend Greg*

Greg: I-I'm sorry! Wait... FERIA?! How have you been?

Feria: I... *she couldn't remember him at all* I'm sorry but... who are you?

Greg: I-It's me! Greg...

Feria: I..I'm so sorry... my Narcolepsy got worse... I can't remember much... Ca-Can we start over?

Greg: *almost to the brink of crying both tears of joy and sadness* Y-Yeah! We can totally start over! *he gave a troubled smile, as if his word hurt him to say*

Freia: *hugs Greg and squeezes tightly* We... already know our names so... let's go to the next bit?

Greg: *blurts out* Feria would you want to go on a date with me? *flustered and scared she'll say no*

Feria: H-Huh? Oh! Oh god... Y-yes!

Greg: ok... I'll- WAIT, you said yes..?

Feria: *nods gently* Yep, *she yawned and tried to shake of sleep* When do you wanna go?

Greg: H-How about now?

Feria: That sounds perfect! Come on

This is where I will cut it off for now, I may post the story I'm writing with these two characters in it on here when I'm done and ready for it to be C/P'd over, k?

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What would Sparrow's/your persona be?

I had an idea which I kinda went with so here you go 

don’t got a name yet… I got this idea with someone giving me the idea of ‘the flying thief’ 

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LOOK AT IT! GIVE IT A NAME!

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Who else agrees that this is a great Black Butler meme?

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Do you have any nicknames for each other?

Akira: Yeah, we have a few of them. 

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Riujii too pure!!!!

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What the fuck am I doing with my life?

I just got on Tumblr  to Tell Shenpai she’s amazing and her Blog is awesome,