take a scroll through the garden of my mind

genderfluid | he/she/they | autistic | pan | polyam | abuse survivor | PTSD survivor | a gremlin with a touchscreen blogging on a whim | new avatar by @lottie-the-terrible

[himboatheart]

If you’re vegan, you can eat honey. Don’t worry, it doesn’t harm bees or their colonies and hives. Beekeepers make absolute sure their bees are healthy and comfortable. 

[boysinlove-deactivated20191209]

Y’all ever just get in a soft gay mood and you want cuddles and forehead kisses and giggling at each other while snuggled up under some blankets? Because same

[loopdelup]

i'm back for this thought only: can you imagine trying to explain spam calls to someone in times when phones where still analog: "you believe robots are calling you on the telephone because they're trying to steal your identity? haha 🤡 ok"

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[loopdelup]

Opinion:

Dark Matter walked so The Expanse could make amazon $$ fly

discuss

[iamnotlanuk]

[hedwig-dordt]

It’s not quite a transcript, but here’s the main points:

BetterHelp is selling your mental health information to pinterest, snapchat and facebook.

BetterHelp is paying its therapists very little - including getting paid per word WITH A CAP. At some point they stop paying for another word. Which puts a therapist in a bind: should they keep doing their work for free or should they withdraw support from someone that needs it?

BetterHelp is creating the expectation that help is available at all time. Which sounds great, but one of the points of therapy is to create self-reliance. Also: therapists need boundaries too!

BetterHelp is funded by billionaires and millionaires who care primarily about turning a profit for their investors. Not about the therapists. Or the patients/clients.

So: do not use Better Help, but look for another source.

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[nicolauda]

prince phillip is dead and the newsreader was like “this has come as a shock to many” babe where have you BEEN

[politedemon]

[leftintelligence]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"insects have an exoskeleton" walk on outta here with that talk pardner. it's a little box for their paste. ain't no kind of skeleton.

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[artikulator]

[perylenegreen-deactivated202202]

This is probably one of my favourite photos of all time. Altangerel Perle, a Mongolian paleontologist, with the arms of Deinocheirus.

[loopdelup]

this is a Photograph??

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source)

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[tiktokmuseum]

bringing out the big guns

[theinfiknight]

Aww fuck dude wasn't lying

That big gun can gun

[loopdelup]

*stares pointedly at the social distancing markers they're ignoring until they look*

me: gotcha

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]