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Muahahahahahahahaha (they/them, 19)

[something-something-genderfluid]

This is my main blog, where i post all things reasonably innocuous and generally positive! i have an art sideblog @something-absolutely-artistic that is exactly like this one but only with art i think is cool. my wizardry sideblog is @kind-chaos-wizard but i'm not very active there. i also have some other sneaky sideblogs, but if you've found one of them, keep it on the DL, will ya?

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[mathsuggestions]

Define 0^0 to be the smallest natural number.

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

[evilscientist3]

quantum physicists when they observe their sciencemas present and its wavefunction collapses into coal

[things-that-are-not-true]

i'm more than 5× your bigness

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[suweeka]

Coral snake medusa oc

[suweeka]

I forgor to add stripes to one of the coral snakes so I decided to make it canon

[creepish]

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay listen here mate,

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[boycritter]

scrolling through my dash like oh you guys are NOT immune to propaganda.

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[the115project]

[sharpenededges]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

[thebeautifulsoup]