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I hope that they (the phenomenal ao3 maintenance team) bring back my wife (ao3) from war (unscheduled maintenance) quickly.

fl0ffly

I love Shen Twins when:

theserpentart

socra-time

Bonus:

wanderer5ever

some drawings of them i finished last month.... EHEHEH they're kind of messy but that's just all my art at this point i've accepted it 💙

visit-ba-sing-se

Really do not get the arguments about who the strongest avatar is. Like, the answer is clearly Szeto. Dude canonically worked as court bureaucrat, meaning he not only mastered the four elements but on top of that also administrative law. Administrative law. This is a man to fear.

stillnotsquashed

*over comms*

Bruce: Dick, Damian, I need you to report to the Batcave immediately.

Dick: Why?

Bruce: A witch said she was going to take my first born and I don’t know if adoption are magically binding.

Jason: If adoptions aren't magically binding then surely the fact Damian was surgical removed from Talia and hatched from a tube of goo matters too.

Tim: Yeah. She might have to wait until you have another child.

Jason: But surely Bruce could just insist on c-sections from now on.

Dick: Guys...

Damian: I refuse to believe the nature of birth matters.

Tim: These things matter to witches.

Dick: Guys!

Tim: Come on, Dick. I am not saying the witch doesn't see him as B's, just that she doesn't see him as born.

Stephanie: Why doesn't one of us just call Zatanna?

Dick: Guys! Adoptions are magically binding. The witch is chasing me right now!

insomniac-arrest

a graph based on my observations

samayla

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

ultraviolettefan

How the Batkids became a Bat/Bird:

Bruce to Dick: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Jason: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Damian: Damn, my kid

Bruce to Duke: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Cass: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Tim: Da-

Tim to Bruce: Have you ever been blackmailed?

charlesoberonn

A good rule of thumb whenever a non-fiction author has "Dr." or "Phd" next to their name on the cover is to check if:

Their doctorate is real and from an accredited institution

Their doctorate is relevant to the subject matter of the book

charlesoberonn

Example 1:

Kent Hovind is not a doctor. He's a creationist conman. His "doctorate" comes from the unaccredited Christian diploma mill "Patriot University". The "propaganda in science textbooks" he's talking about is the theory of evolution.

Example 2:

Vivian King's Phd is in engineering science. She has no formal education in psychology, psychiatry, sociology, or any other field relevant to the subject matter of the book.

charlesoberonn

An author doesn't have to be an academic to have valuable insight and information to share. But if they are presenting themselves as an academic to seem more legit, but their credentials are fake or misleading, it's a big red flag.

nordickies

ok but Imagine how funny if Norway, Sweden and Finland are all at the olympics staying there together and norway has to watch them be all lovey-dovey...🙄

Norway is annoyed that no one is giving him real competition at the Olympics

Denmark is there just for the food. Iceland left already

reyspados

Dedicated to all those damn fics where Tim crashes Jason’s crib and just dies on him.

It’s like- “yeah, taste the regret JASON.”

(Ref under the break !!)

henshengs

I really need to both rewatch the whole live action and reread the whole novel but in my head LWJ does not respect order and authority and systems the way LXC does. Lan Wangji likes rules because he’s autistic but if he decides he doesn’t want to follow the rule actually then he just won’t. Lan Xichen actually doesn’t like rigid rules and believes in nuance he’s just also plagued by moral OCD and needs structures in place to reassure himself that he’s a good person who does the right thing. This is why Lan Wangji survives his losses with his sense of identity intact and Lan Xichen does not.

henshengs

Like I’m still turning them over in my head like Rubik’s cubes but I feel like a really key difference here is that when JGY’s crimes are revealed and the world turns against him, LXC demands explanations. When WWX does a bunch of fucked up shit and the world turns against him, LWJ doesn’t wait for or require an explanation of how WWX had no choice.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

maythray

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

maythray

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye