[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

[pickypicnic]

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[galaxy3ds]

reblog this to join my naruto run team for the 2020 olympics

[munat-suuhun]

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

[littlefootdoesstuff]

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

[tort-time]

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

[theserif]

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

[ru-debega]

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

[mamasam]

Next time you want to knock on a turtle/tortoise shell, go ask your neighbor to punch you in the ribs, and see how that feels. Not only is it the spine, but their lungs sit near the top of the curve as well—THIS IS WHY TURTLES/TORTOISES CAN DIE IF LEFT FLIPPED OVER TOO LONG, IT IS VERY DISTRESSING FOR THEIR BODIES.

[stalinistqueens]

be gentle with living beings you are responsible for.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[hankyouken]

[xereoe]

[recaption]

[lofi-wave]

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[infinitepenis-deactivated201509]

this is absolutely amazing

[ridleey]

endless studio ghibli || 7/✿

[twotheleft]

[ubercharge]

[obviousplant]

Please don’t come back

[osakaxkobe]

[lhommetimide]

When you start dating somebody and they make a post sayin “Physical attractiveness is not important to me. Its whats inside that counts “