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we're not kids anymore.
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I'm struggling to caption this because what the fuck do you even say when there's a 9/11 joke in a fucking Mario & Luigi game
my internet went down for 2 days after I posted this
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why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" in jail
"erm can we not wish state violence against people?" you know. you're right, I was being too generous wishing a fair trial and a life sentence against people who are hunting and kidnapping innocent people off the street and sending them to concentration camps
I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" is butchered like a fucking animal
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
Crucible
Oh, I bet that we would dance if you had new leather boots. You'd fit snug in Gucci pants or whatever you would choose. How the blues would slip away if we had a million bucks. All our hopes and prayers today shouldn't have to feel like lux. Numbers on some paper lines. We're getting high on that dream. Wasting two bills at a time costs us more than it may seem. Cause these times are so damn hard. Have you seen the price of food? We max out our credit cards. Folks just keep on gettin' screwed. So we shove it all inside. Rolling stones up on the hill. Dreams get lost within the grind. Too many hearts unfulfilled. May tomorrow change our stars. and may our hope never die. Maybe time will heal our scars. May we dance despite the tide.
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
My brother and I trying to piece together our dadâs life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again
When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were âI told them they shouldnât have hanged that woman. Well by damn theyâre paying nowâ and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means
My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, âOh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, sheâll be fine.â Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.
No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.
We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went âoh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuiltâ
when people are like âthe hunger games just stole the plot of battle royaleâ like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilliganâs island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jenniferâs body
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell yâall about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will yâall LISTEN
Maybe he just doesnât like theme parks
Jesus Christ, thatâs the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
iâve said it before and iâll say it again: what we want is for these things to be run like a HOUSEHOLD⊠a home. A household still has a budget and an income and resources to manage; all the moving parts are the same but the focus is different.
a business will let every person in it die a terrible death if it makes the business profit. A household will spend itâs last dollar to keep the people in it safe and healthy.
A household will use money as a resource to add value to the lives of the people in the household. A business will use people as a resource to add monetary value to the business
We donât want a government run like a business, we want a country run like a household. Because we live here.
josh?
whereâs the body of christ?
Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this
S H O R K
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what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know
As far as Iâm concerned, all titties get the blue ribbon
that s not how the fair works
Oh yeah? Then Iâm gonna make my OWN fair! With titty ribbons, and beautiful women
can i come to your fair it sounds cooler
mine just has all these fucking lettus andf carrots