Mosaics broken hearts.

Julia, 22, student, France. Loves all sort of wine I do not discriminate.

[somethinginmyxways]

Listening to the archer might do wonders for my anxiety

[tremeluzente]

If you can, please donate to UNICEF so they can help the children in Yemen.

DONATE HERE

[distantvoices]

SIGN THIS PETITION

[taylorswift]

Not a lot going on at the moment

[itstimetogo]

the lyric “i wake in the night, i pace like a ghost, the room is on fire, invisible smoke” hits me so hard because it perfectly describes living with anxiety and feeling like everything is on fire even if you can’t physically see it.

[mayaaswift]

‚being fearless isn’t being 100% not fearful it’s being terrified but you jump anyway’

[mayaaswift]

she’s dua i am taylor

@fatisapositiveword 🧐😅💗

[fatisapositiveword]

you’re the dua to my taylor😝🥺❤️

[welcomedtonewyork-deactivated20]

It’s national wine day @taylorswift - what’s your favorite wine

[taylorswift]

All of it

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

taylor what is this

[taylorswift]

Stars do u like dem

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[taylorswift]

🦋

[somethinginmyxways]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[taylorswift]

Purry Christmas 💗

[seleniftie]

I wish I could say that Christmas scented candles are back in the game ladies but they actually never left my shelves and have been burning all year long, that’s how we much holiday season in this house

[rainbowdress]

Alexa, play “Sounds Of The Season: The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection”

[speaknow]

IT IS NOVEMBER FIRST WHICH MEANS IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME

[taylorswift]

Get in the sleigh ladies we’re goin out CAROLING. Rudolph didn’t save that one foggy Christmas Eve with his glowy nose so we could sleep on THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY. Catch me at the Thanksgiving dinner table in this exact Santa hat and when my mom suggests politely that maybe it’s too soon to go full Santa I will scream that it is her fault for literally RAISING ME ON A CHRISTMAS TREE FARM.

[taylorswift]

Happy National Cat Day to you and your highly sophisticated creatures. Boop.

[gettinglostup-state]

Melbourne show 2009

Melbourne show 2018

[taylorswift]

You really just went IN on my emotions with this post didn’t you

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

I DIED

SPOOKY

YET FUN AND PARTYING

[taylorswift]

This is me going full grim reaper cat snake.