you chose to be here

and if you didn't i'm very sorry | it / he

[sometilememes]

as someone who used to live in possibly the least accessible house ever, i'm having feelings over this.

[sometilememes]

my husband he has eyeliner

[yamgutz]

what’s having a favorite youtuber if you cant project your chronic pain onto them

[wasyago]

joel sketches from july + a "redraw" (not really) of this post

[chamoemileclown]

more bugbo

[chamoemileclown]

grasshopperbo

[stars-unto-eternity]

I think I’m hilarious

[shepscapades]

Shrimp check :-)

[sometilememes]

i rewatched 3rd life and i'd like to remind everyone it was originally supposed to be a COOPERATIVE hardcore minecraft experience

they chose to kill each other after starting monopolies and making it harder for each other

[sometilememes]

making seavbo into cookies because i miss them (im going to eat them)

[sometilememes]

can we please give grian a black widow motif this season

he literally became a widow because of the spiders web

[sometilememes]

watching fwhips hardcore series to fix my accent after watching to many british people

[sometilememes]

its actually a bit scary why does he sound like he could be my coworker

[sometilememes]

watching fwhips hardcore series to fix my accent after watching too many british people

[i-only-came-for-the-posts-deact]

So far I've only seen two ideas for why Evbo became a noob if he had literal god level skill

1. Evbo tried a 360 on his very first jump and fell into the void (understandable)

And

2. Evbo turned around and blew a kiss at Seawatt before overbalancing and falling before he even jumped (me too Evbo)

And both of these are peak, but I need more

And so I am tasking YOU, the Parkour Civilization fandom, with inventing possible reasons Evbo fell on the first jump

Go forth my beauties, and reblog with your takes on Evbo's first parkour session

[sometilememes]

sigh... scrolling the smalletho tag not listening to my lecture thinking 'smeefo...'

[sometilememes]

started writing in parkour in the parkour civ discord

[sometilememes]

mmm high decked out run

[sometilememes]

tango as your trip sitter making you run decked out

[sometilememes]

nightmare blunt rotation: me and the decked out ravengers