[sometimescolor]

Now the only hack here is me

Maybe. If the sex ads come back just tell my mom so she can come pick me up, I’m not supposed to see that stuff. 

[sometimescolor]

ree come back captain dickbird

ok

[sometimescolor]

Hey just wanna let you know I think you've been hacked by that sex ad making bot

They didn’t even pay me, who knew you couldn’t trust porno dealers. Yeah I’m gonna see how to get that whole hack thing fixed

[sometimescolor]

I'm sure somebody already told you but you got hacked bro

Yeah seems so, shame 

[sometimescolor]

Hi, are you trying to show a lot of images of a sex emulator or have you been hacked? Your tumblr seems to be full of utter garbage.

Ye I’ma try to get rid of it

[sometimescolor]

Yo why did you stop doing art and start just posting a shitton of sex emulator ads

Hack bro

[sometimescolor]

Sorry dude, I've really liked your stuff. I'm just sad you got hacked ☹☹☹

Yeah I found out not too long ago, we’ll see what we can do

[sometimescolor]

Somewhere in Box 1

[sometimescolor]

6318391232

Is this one of those phone numbers that costs $2 a minute

[sometimescolor]

When the moon

Hits your eye

Like a big

Pizza pie

Guacamole

[sometimescolor]

Based on a true story. Kinda. 

[sometimescolor]

My life peaked at Jurassic Park sheets 

[sometimescolor]

First person to discover bigfoot? Whatever, anyone can do that. First person to lay bigot? Now that's impressive

[sometimescolor]

"Listen to your heart" said the guy who's heart isn't a total dick

[sometimescolor]

Man if you thought apps were cool do I got some shit for you 

[sometimescolor]

Hey what are you guys doin'.

[sometimescolor]

Based on a real toilet