This is my sideblog for "things"

yeah

[bimbo-on-board]

didn't wake up in an unfamiliar basement with a litter of puppies in me like anon wanted :(

[bigbaddykedog]

hey i'm sorry i called you knotpocket the first time we met. if i had known how many litters you'd carry for me i would have called you puppymill instead

[kira-serialfaggot]

Hallmark could attract an entirely new audience if they made one of their shitty holiday movies based on the Folgers incest commercial.

Staying for small town values? Horse shit garbage.

Staying for hot incestuous sex with your sibling? Peak original fresh classy

[kira-serialfaggot]

Waitress: Uh...there's no couples discount. You can stop.

Stops making out with my mom: couples discount?

[leatherdykelust]

Artist is @saagelius on Twitter

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026072]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[feather--fall]

propping my phone up on my boner

[threesomez]

Normalize girls wanting two dicks in them.

[avakkins-alter]

#Yidhari | Hyuk

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.

[bunnymedley]

girls should get their cocks sucked without asking more often. not just without asking but while actively protesting, even

[bunnymedley]

to be crystal clear this is about girls getting milked and tongued to within an inch of their lives without them having a say in the matter

[naked-rat-girl]

Wearing a dress with no underwear is so awesome, like my junk is just there

[soldier-exclipse]

this is cropped, wanna see the full? go to my bluesky or twitter <3

[sluttyweremilf]

This is also me fr fr (Oc)

[spiral-visions]

Good girls obey

[dirty]

finger your passenger princess while you drive

[trannydog]

reblog if I can bite your neck while I cum