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Walmart has spent a significant amount of money to create and promote "Walmart Land" in Roblox, a Walmart-themed level of the game designed as an advertisement. When a Walmart marketing executive took the virtual stage to make the opening speech, there was one single attendee

gaydelgard

good question well you see

he represents the bad guys

as you can see in this screenshot

sommelanin

Yeah i mean actively trying to backstab and usurp judd and being an accomplice to genocide i can let slide but idk man bad vibes i cant

slightly-gay-pogohammer

just daisy calls mario and it’s to ask him why he sounds so white

#splatoon 3 #salmon run #splatoon

killhitleragain

salmonid lore is so funny to me

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #splatoon us #splat 3 hype #splatoon shiver #splatoon frye #splatoon big man

Crab Tanks giving you trouble? Hit me up, your local Splatana SPANKER

Easily my favorite Splat 3 kill thus far.

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatana

Who the fuck wrote this banger cause i KNOW toru wouldnt do me like this??

#splatoon 3

lessrthanthree

toffins

We really gotta talk about how hard Nintendo is fucking up. Constantly removing Splatoon music from YouTube, releasing actual hard copies of the Splatune albums but not a single song on Spotify, and no concerts in North America.

From a business perspective, it's completely absurd. The in-game artists already have lore, and ongoing drama that is rapidly reaching Gorillaz and Miku level, and they've already confirmed long ago that EVERY SINGLE song in the game canonically written by one of these bands. Take it further though: Not just the "Splatune" compilations on Spotify or Apple Music, but verified artists too. Imagine Front Roe or ABXY releasing like 10 song albums on these platforms, and the fanbase is legit just freaking out, looking for tour dates, and then an update happens on the game and all of a sudden one of the singles for those albums have been added.

Oh, you don't want to invest in too many concerts? Holograms are expensive? Okay. Fortnite has virtual concerts all the time. Keep sleeping on this and someone else will do it better first. I might fuck around and start a cover band to play at cons.

This game is high key so focused around music, and it shows in the fandom. Just search "Splatoon Cover" on youtube and see for yourself.

Splatoon has grown insanely fast in popularity, and I don't see it stopping any time soon. I appreciate all the stuff they fixed and added into the newest game, but if Nintendo really want's to step it up, they need to stop under estimating the fans. We aren't just "playing a fun game". Nintendo, you created a legitimate phenomenon, so start acting like it, like how you did with your marketing for Pokemon, cause in my opinion, Splatoon has the potential to be even bigger.

But start by giving me my fucking JAMS

Edit: One thing I want to add, in case a Nintendo Executive actually reads this:

You can basically apply this entire post to the fashion in Splatoon as well. Get to it bois.

#splatoon 3 #rant over #squid sisters #front roe #abxy #off the hook #deep cut #nintendo #album of the year

#splatoon 3 #abxy #harmony #paruko #gnarly eddy #chirpy chips

gothghost

HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sommelanin

Most important thing to come from the direct, chirpy chirps is the best band in this entire series

Hopefully she didnt get a real job because the band broke up

#splatoon #big man #shiver splatoon #frye splatoon #splatoon 3 #deep cut

crockpotcauldron

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

mckeelix

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

morathor

Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

gehayi

No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.

cayliana

@margoteve @followmetoyourdoom

harpsicalbiobug

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

Multigenerational households!

Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries

“I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”

Love to travel and follow food trends

Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around

However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home

Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order

“Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”

Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable

Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word

Cuddlers, especially with the social group

Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away

Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers

“Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”

Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents

Passing houses and farms and land down through generations

Love home renovation

Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing

Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside

When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.

Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down

“You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”

Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries

“Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”

Good endurance runners

Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day

Really playful, especially with kids

Lots of rough housing and board game nights!