Umm Aktchually 🤓 ☝️

Americans dni

[americwa-deactivated20260714]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[vhen-harel]

[3000s]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[inlandwest]

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[jessebloom]

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

[sacred-portal]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[brossom]

Does sniper remind Pomni of Gummigoo

🎯🐊SNIPER IS A GUMMIGOO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

I'm not schizophrenic, just hear me out!! There are too many coincidences here. They are the same perso- wait... Where did these doctors come from?! Wait- wait-wait-WAIT!! NO, NOOO, NOOOOO- AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CONTEXT POST] || [CONTEXT POST 2]

[kosmogrl]

[the-muppet-joker]

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]