No Gods Or Kings

Less government, More tacos.

[germanslav]

Blessed and Based.

[deep-state-partisan]

Hey guys movie night tonight. This time we're watching French arthouse about a rapist, starring a rapist, directed by a rapist.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[ghostfonz]

[flimflix]

[egglygreg]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[knuckle-actual]

This guy never heard about shower beers. Man’s whole life is about to change.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Shower beer in the dark>sensory deprivation tank

[bruzum]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Esta enchufando el playstation dos

[captain-price-returns]

Calling the tactical nuke in MW4.

Interesting look into the evolution of how the American zeitgeist views war, from the Obama era MW2 nuke killing everyone including you to Trumpenyahu era epicsauce based aura bomb

[captain-price-returns]

remember when COD had a nuke kill 30,000 US troops, and you had your "oorah, fuck yeah!" US Marine character slowly and horribly dying of radiation poisoning

[blemgoid]

my badass new OC, the Honourable Crobwick Von Sprocketwrench (dual wields pneumatic air pistols)

[blemgoid]

His beautiful wife and dirigible co-pilot, Marquess Rubella Pennyfarthing

[blemgoid]

their son and chief hot airship balloon mechanic, young Master Rammstein Cuckold

[blemgoid]

the two young cabin boys, ensign Sal Pimpliasso and seaman Dick Wharts

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

You almost forgot

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[weather-n-calamity]

@dontmeantobepoliticalbut @bowlby4 @fuckyeahmarxismleninism @reading-writing-revolution @unionizeurmom

Marxists are such hypocrites, they want power over others but fortunately for us most of them are too lazy and incompetent to actually seize power 😂😂😂

[fivepoint-12]

Staying truth to their roots, incompetence leads to failure which leads to hundreds of millions dead.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Gordillo means fatty or chubby, ironic that his beliefs have caused more famine than natural disasters. This motherfucker will have you making rat burgers in the sewer while he eats foie gras

[blemgoid]

worthless machine. you have failed me for the last time

[inkandguns]

This month I learned that the AQI and pretty much all crime stats are totally fake

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Even the 13% being over 50%?

[inkandguns]

Mirrors sunshades for my Avon C50 gas mask are $40 more expensive than normal see through sunshades. But are they $40 cooler?

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Are they grey/chrome mirrored or red?

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[cowpokeredeemed]

Southern Indiana’s closest claim to identity is the pork tenderloin sandwich. It’s the only thing left that isn’t frozen Sysco slop at every tiny burger place that’s been there for 50+ years. It is exactly as dry as you would imagine.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

I once got a schnitzel sandwich at pfreim brewery in hood river and I think a mummified Egyptian tut would have been less dry to eat. This is what this sandwich looks like to me.

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[freedomrings]

[swampthang64]

[rekhaa]

what the actual fuck

[greater-than-the-sword]

This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?

[beardedmrbean]

This should be treated with the same level of rage as deepfakes are

[azuremallone]

I love her makeover.

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Whenever you think about using the “view how it looks in my room” function on Amazon or wayfair remember this is what it’s for