song.of.the.Vorpal

bisexual cat enthusiast with an attitude problem

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Fully convinced that the One Piece is, in fact, One Piece.

What Roger & all found that made them laugh so hard is actually finding out they're all fictional.

They know all about the world because they read it in the One Piece manga.

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Mini thing i thought of

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The year has barely started and Ao3 has already been down more times than me

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It's finally me and you

You and me

Just us (and your friend Steve)

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hey what episode are you up to on wednesday? ready to riot?

Still need to see the last two episodes 😭 it sucks that I have to work and go to classes, or worse, sleep. Probably ll finish it today tho

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If anything happens to Eugene, bee-loved son of two mums, I will riot

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"he's sensitive"

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She took revenge to a whole new level

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We have taken the worst loser of the entire series and collectively decided he's sexy and cool

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I've been reading fanfictions all day instead of working/studying, wtf does it mean "the site is down"?

What am I supposed to do, be a productive member of society instead of devouring an indefinite number of smut fanfics?

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When your lesbian mums come to bail you out of prison after you were wrongly charged with murder, and they start to lecture you about the need of making friends:

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The only thing that will make me watch The Witcher after Henry Cavill is out will be if nobody sees any difference between old-Geralt and new-Geralt, except for Jaskier.

Let me have my confused bard slowly losing his mind because the love of his life is being replaced by a new dude and everyone is?? Just acting like it's normal?? Like he always looked like that??

And in the end of course Jaskier finds Henry-Geralt again in a post credit scene, and they live happily ever after on adventures.

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The fandom the moment they found out Henry Cavill will be replaced by Liam Hemsworth in the Witcher:

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The Greens after episode 10:

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Of couse you would, momma's boy

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Lucerys after he saw Vhagar, probably:

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The true Queen showing up for the coronation