I AM SONIC :]

ARE YOU READY?

[sonic-the-rewrite]

HELLO! I AM SONIC!

hey hi hello this is a dumb ask blog i made on a whim for no reason xD uhhhhh im very berry autistic about rewrite rn… to the point im thinking of making an ita bag for him lol

but uhmmm my name is laverne, my pronouns r he/him, i am an artist and college student from the uk! so if i type weird and disappear for long stretches of time thats why

just a little bit of a warning im VERY new to the exe community and dont know the lore off by heart (just yet!), so if i get anything really wrong im sorry !!

also I AM 17! so pls don’t flirt with me ooc, in character i can like, kinda get but also don’t take it too far, ill tell you ooc if your being too much :p

also i type in all caps for rewrite, not for any reason i just like it… might be the inner homestuck in my craving typing quirks

[sonic-the-rewrite]

In a lucid paradise?

NO LET ME NAP.

[sonic-the-rewrite]

alalalalalaalla

DONT LALALALA AT ME BITCH

[sonic-the-rewrite]

hey. I like you.

you're going in the friend box :3

YOU WILL BE BOILED.

[fleeetwaysupersigma]

lets just go back and remember

@sonic-the-rewrite: "HELLO, FLEETWAY!"

@fleeetwaysupersigma: "YOU FORGOT AN E IN MY NAME."

@sonic-the-rewrite: "MY APOLOGIES, FLEEEEEEEETWAY."

@fleeetwaysupersigma: "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME RN--"

YEAH I REMEMBER THAT-

[sonic-the-rewrite]

:]

[sonic-the-rewrite]

Is Shadow also in your corrupt world? If yes, can I come there too?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO MEET SHADOW? DO YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FROM ME?

[sonic-the-rewrite]

Ooc:

Are you ready? マジで dreading?

それは無駄だ

🎶 BE NOT AFRAID,

ITS ALL OKAY!

LETS PLAY A GAME,

FOR OLD TIMES SAKE! 🎶

[sonic-the-rewrite]

"A polyamorous relationship featuring Lord X? How lucky you are. Would he notice if his 'Rewrite' was replaced?"

-Rewrite, @ask-thebig3

@ask-lord-x YOU SEEING THIS SHIT, X?

[sonic-the-rewrite]

A quckass cat geths thrown at the quckass hedgehog god thing.

FUCK-

This is Trix. Don't shake him too hard. :3

SHAKES VIOLENTLY. :]

[agender-chip]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79697001

I wrote a fic! its my first and i think it turned out alright!

its Kittails cus i love them smmmmmm!!!

do read the tags with caution!

[twilight-princess-link-official]

It’s Friday the thirteenth you know what that means

the horrors…

[victim-number-1]

Happy to provide our services.

And remember: Horrorbrews can be from any Nintendo franchises.

Even yours…

[mamarobotnikoffical]

One time I had a drunken threesome with Sonic.exe and Slenderman.

[victim-number-1]

I did not need to know that but ok.

Wait, WHICH Sonic.EXE?

[mamarobotnikoffical]

I think he was called Lord Z or some shit? IDK.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

You mean lord X? I’ve not heard of lord Z before

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Maybe? Again, drunken threesome.

[ask-lord-x]

LIES AND SLANDER

[sonic-the-rewrite]

STOP TRYING TO HARM OUR RELATIONSHIP, HOME WRECKER.

[ask-lord-x]

Omfg...

I THINK THE CAT LIKES YOU.

LIKE

LIKE HOW YOU

LIKE MAJIN.

W H A T ? ! ! ?

@t-the-cat

IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS TRUE?

[t-the-cat]

. . .

One moment, please...

I'M GOUNG TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER-

Lmao my friend sent that ask in

So, small tidbit about Trix!! The cat... Is on a constant tightrope of balancing between taking romantic interest in his boss, and just... plain platonic feelings. It depends really. It's Like... Having bursts if energy randomly!

[ask-lord-x]

One moment please.

@gaymajin @sonic-the-rewrite

Do we let Trix into the polycule? Yay or nay?

[sonic-the-rewrite]

I DO NOT KNOW THIS PERSON.

YOU CAN DATE TRIX IF YOU WANT, BUT THEY’RE NOT GONNA DATE ME.

[mishel-mistry]

HELLO! I’M NOT FROM YOUR UNIVERSE BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR BLOG!

- @sonic-the-rewrite

oh wow 1/10 ummm 2/10 (thats) hi? thanks? weird looking lusus? 3/10 (thats actually nice) uhhh have a great time too...hope u live a happy life with your troll...even if u have some fur disease 4/10 (go to a doctor)

[sonic-the-rewrite]

I'ma grab him rq.

HEY @a-false-blue ITS ANOTHER YOU!

OOOOOOO YET ANOTHER ME. HOW SCARY.

[a-false-blue]

"Well this certainly is intriguing. I didn't think about the fact there could be more me here." *Rewrite said.* "Can you speak Japanese to? Or is that just me?"

[sonic-the-rewrite]

OH, THERE ARE A LOT OF US. I AM ONE OF MANY.

[sonic-the-rewrite]

I'ma grab him rq.

HEY @a-false-blue ITS ANOTHER YOU!

OOOOOOO YET ANOTHER ME. HOW SCARY.

[sonic-the-rewrite]

"How's my little doppelganger doing?"

-Rewrite, @ask-thebig3

WELL, I’VE BEEN TAKING OUT MY ANGER ON IVO. THERAPEUTIC.

[sonic-the-rewrite]

What if I told you there was another you. Like, another version of you?

I AM AWARE.