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Throwback to that time I was training a new employee and corrected them on where a stall was located and they asked me, a carhopping veteran of two years to their half hour, "Are you sure?"
Life, According to a Sonic Carhop: Wrong Answers
Customer: I'd like a #1.
Me: Okay, would you like mayo, mustard, or ketchup with that?
Customer: Yes.
Me: All three?
Customer: No.
Me:...
Please Explain
I honestly donât get it when people have super specific orders but donât bother telling it to the person taking said order, and then get mad when itâs not made to their never before mentioned specifications. You donât want pickles? Thatâs fine â just tell us. You want a Route 44 Fanta Orange? Thatâs fine â just TELL US. I cannot divine if you want a drink with that. If I could, I would not be working at Sonic. Instead, Iâd have opened an immensely successful psychic detective agency with my spunky sidekick and lovable animal companion, and Iâd never have to hear the words âbut I wanted a Coke with that again.â
A guy once felt the need to dramatically take off his shirt before he paid me and this is why I believe I deserve a raise.
Attention
If we ask you if this is your order, the correct answer is either âyesâ or âno.â It is not âno, but Iâll take it.â That is neither original nor funny. We have heard it a thousand times before, and have never once thought it to be funny. Not. Once. Remember: âyesâ or âno.â
Life, According to a Sonic Carhop: Mistaken Identity, Part Two
Man: Can I get a blizzard?
Me: no.
Man: Aren't you supposed to hold it upside down?
Me: Not unless you want your ice cream on the ground.
Life, According to a Sonic Carhop: Mistaken Identity
Man: Can I get a Big Mac?
Me: no.
Woman: Can I get a Whata Jr?
Me: no.
Alien: Can I get a
Me: no.
Disclaimer
We honestly like our jobs. Itâs just that sometimes people are unbelievably stupid.