I’m a little late to the party, but let’s take a moment to reflect on Germ’s whole look from this ACL event last week. She and Jared co-hosted the 50th anniversary event that I assume will air on PBS eventually. Gen either needs to fire her stylist or actually use one for gigs like this because:
I love fringe but this looks like hair on her chest.
Is that another bow in her hair?? Ffs 🤦🏻♀️
She looks like she’s going to a middle school dance. As a middle schooler.
She also looks like a pastor’s wife headed to the yearly square dance fundraiser (no offense).
Did the dress have to go mid-calf? Y’all don’t know any tailors??
Her Kohl’s clothing line was more interesting than this.
Including the shoes is only minimally helpful for visual interest:
How is she matronly and juvenile at the same time? This is all so boring and forgettable. It’s no wonder she wasn’t even tagged in this IG story post:
And “not pictured” is my new favorite way to refer to her.
Is the pic on the right what happens when an overly Botoxxed face tries to wink? Yikes.
That candid deer-in-the-headlights look is killing me 🤣
Poor Gen really tried to sell it on stage, but just came off as cringe as ever:
Yes, that was a legit “WOO HOO.” You heard that correctly. But to be fair, she had to bobble her head, flail her body, and shriek in order to convey the excitement that her frozen face just couldn’t.
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