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SUPER STREET FIGHTER IIX JAPAN CM(1994)

I've finally become platinum rank in Street Fighter V. One of my favorite mixups/frame traps with Nash. The setup after EX Tragedy Assault puts my crouching strong at +4 frames on block and +8 on hit. Even if they wake up or mash jab, I can punish them for it. I've really come a long way with Nash. The sky's the limit. ---------- #capcom #sfv #streetfighterv #streetfighter5 #nash #charlienash #combos #mixup #karinkanzuki #karin #arcadestick #rainbowroad #pc #ps4 #playstation #cool #how #savage #nerd #gamer #games #fgc #fightinggames #comealongway

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684 dmg / 820 stun The new Guile combo originally found by infiltration. Crush counter adds extra damage and stun. Oh man. This was really hard on my hands since I don't play charge characters alot. Shoutouts to the update. I can make longer combo videos now. -------- #streetfighterv #streetfighter #sfv #guile #sonicboom #fruitloops #combos #cmv #streetfighterex2 #strangesunset #fightinggames #fgc #mbison #arcadestick #fingers #videogames #games #gamer #savage #cool #how #fun #capcom #ps4 #playstation #steam #pc #awesome

ubuyo

“RESSUREC–”

“FUCK YOU”

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

giorno

You can do it! Mumen Rider, you can do it!

boss-hoody

@ People calling Linkle’s design “Sexualized”

Is your idea of porn like, holding hands or something?

How the hell do you look at Linkle’s design and get “Sexualized” from it?

In a game that has this

you have the audacity to call this

“Sexualized?!”

Seriously?

They’re shorts.

SHOOOOOORTS

how the fuck are shorts “sexualized?”

“Oh no, I can see part of her thighs! when will the hyper-sexualized character designs in video games end?! Avert your eyes, hide the children!”

Y’all need significantly less Jesus.

Bunch of tight-ass grandmas on this site, good lord.

ambiguouspizzatopping

Clip from the new Jojo opening everyone is talking about. I had no idea Dio was such a Diva

aerialrecovery

i am a princess on the way to my throne

wryyda

bonus:

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kobacaked

i’ve wondered about this post for a really long time because the subs seemed like a fake translation, so i looked up the source.

here’s the original image without the subs, plus the continuation which i found [here]:

what it actually translates to is this: “At a time when I was bullied, I was repeatedly called “disgusting.” The characters can’t see us, right? Since they can’t see us, they can get close to us without being repulsed.”