commander cool

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[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

If I found out Beyoncé had an android I would kill my self

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[bitchycode]

[capacity]

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !

[xwonderfemale]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[cosmog]

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

[onlytwitterpics]

[decayinginfrontofme-blog]

weird how liberals made the personal is political in to like “everything i do, whether it’s wearing makeup, taking selfies, shopping or breathing is a powerful revolutionary act, my existence is a gift to the oppressed masses” rather than like, your behaviors, thoughts and feelings are influenced by politics and you don’t exist independent from society

[bitchycode]

[janeplease]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

the rich: you don’t need money to be happy!

everyone else: ok, then pay more taxes.

the rich: um… no

[platwaifu-deactivated20141005]

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[leepacey]

[gothyeehaw]

y'all think about love?

[frawgs]

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love