daddys little disappointment

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[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

I love this song.

[pascalation]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[seinfeldworld]

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[the-suburb-vibes]

gang gang

[doubleca5t]

What Your Favorite Harry Potter Ship Says About You

Also on youtube. Transcription below the cut.

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[potoincorrectquotes]

erik: *seeing christine and raoul together at the masquerade*

[boygirlctommy]

[thelegendofclarke]

Beliza becoming canon before Bellarke is a better plot twist than all the plot twists in s8 of Game of Thrones combined honestly tbh.

[mydadisindianajones]

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[jehovahhthickness]

Y'all bugging 😂

[iguanamouth]

anyway i hate…. drawing cars

[transgirl-link]

THIS TOOK ME A SEC BUT HOLY SHIT

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

eugene from try guys is coming to b99???? it’s so weird when things i follow that have nothing to do with each other intertwine haha, i’m so excited for him!!

[eldestbennetsisterarchive]

Mr Darcy, probably: Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Longbourn? That Elizabeth Bennet. You know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I'd give her an 8... 8.5... or a 9... but not... NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it.

[katieb1013-blog]

True Blood

[neferneferneferforsinuhe-deacti]

No. Words. ;””””””’D

[luvtheviking]

i’m lmao. for real. bwah!

[askars-centineo]

I love complicated plots XD