I'm so far down in the mike is spamtenna's almagamate child rabbithole it's not even funny.
You can breed a hamster and a car in Noelle's game with a mod. The result is either a message that stops the process or an almagamation.
The Mike combined attack is an almagamation...
Friend is also an amalgamation with Spamton's eyes and Tenna's Smile.
Catswing is an amalgamation of Spamtenna's leitmotifs.
I will punish my pets so that they would never fall in love.
If an egg did appear. I would throw them in the trash right away.
trashheap. huh?
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I think this fear of the eggs explains the acute horror the darkners feel when they see the pipis, and it's why they berate Tenna as if it's a shameful thing.
Spamtenna both obviously care about this Mike character very much despite hating each other now.
Tenna is in denial that Mike is gone and mentally unstable that his employees have to wear a Mike costume to placate him without even knowing what Mike is. Assuming that they got their costume ideas from Tenna's ramblings and descriptions of this Mike, the three combined might just kinda reprsents the real Mike - the almagamate.
Spamton vows that "everyone has to pay" in the sweepstakes except "Mike." Everytime he mentions Mike he gets kind of serious and solemn... When you ask about his FRIENDS in his shop, he laughs and says he doesn't have friends, but what if he had a FRIEND? It's "damn you tenna" but even as petty and angry as Spamton is he is not angry at Mike. Ever. Kinda like how divorced parents despise each other but still love their child.
Also, we know Spamton had a lot to do with the CatPetterz2 Virus. The Pipis. The egg. The child. The disease that wouldn't stop multiplying till it greatly disturbed Noelle and Tenna probably had to do something to stop it from multiplying
edit：by the by remember the spamton sweepstakes how there's like a ton of closets? remember how almost every time the closet was opened there was a cheer? aww for the plush, hooray for the gacha? but the audience gasp when the pipis showed up.
friend was in a closet as well.
edit2: a friend brought to my attention that "tear down my child" may also refer to the tearing down of almagamates
i also made a youtube video on my theory despite doubting anyone would watch it, anyways here's the link in case y'all are interested.
