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You’re sure there’s some lesson to come out of all of this. The universe is probably whispering “I told you so” into the wind. Maybe you should have heeded the words of “Best Friend” by Rex Orange Country. Maybe you really would have been better off as “just friends.”
That doesn’t make your breakup with Wilbur hurt any less. Every time you go back to your dorm, you’re reminded and it still hurts. You became so used to spending your nights (and all your free time, really) at his house, more often than not going to his after work or class instead of back to your dorm. Late nights spent together became as much a part of your routine as the classes you take and the shifts you work.
this is honestly one of the best works i have ever read :)) so very interesting and honestly, listening to “I Hear A Symphony” while reading this made it even better <3 wonderful story, and certainly one of my favorites so far !!
havent read it all yet and im reblogging so i remember to read it later but !! this is !! so heartbreaking and well-written !! like pls i never feel like crying when reading but this is coming vv close
hey all! i have something serious to talk about which we have spoken about before but i need to reiterate how important it is.
a very close friend of mine makes p**n and runs a discord server to promote his work and have a small community full of sex positive people. A minor joined this server and went into a channel dedicated to sending nudes and posted sexual pictures of herself into a server full of adults.
this is obviously VERY illegal and dangerous for all of the adults involved.
minors, i know i can’t have blocked all of you but PLEASE for everyone’s sake, stay out of and away from adult communities, INCLUDING MINE.
Hands gripping your waist, Dream presses his chest against your back, grunting in your ear. His cock pounds into you, wet slapping sounds echoing through the bathroom. Your arms are placed in front of you, shaking against the shower wall. Hot water—nearly scorching now that you have something else to be heated up about—falls onto your body, soaking your hair and sticking it to your face.
“Fuck, yeah,” Dream groans, sinking his teeth into your neck. You moan, reaching a hand back to squeeze his thigh. It goes up so you can kneed his ass, then quickly moves to tangle in his wet hair.
Dream moans as you tug at his strands, bucking his hips forward harsher this time. “Shit, you feel so good around my dick,” he murmurs, lips brushing the shell of your ear. “So tight for me, mhm.”
He can tell you’re close by the way your moans get higher and your thighs start shaking, pushing your ass back onto his cock with every thrust. Readjusting his feet, he fucks you even harder, bringing you both closer and closer to your climaxes.
Your orgasm hits you like a train. With one last shout, you release on Dream’s cock, just as he sprays your walls with his own cum. He pulls you close, resting his chin on your shoulder, panting heavily. “That was so good, Darling. So, so good.”
uh, hey. im not sure who's gonna see this but i know people are probably freaking out really bad right now—
technoblade's gonna be okay, dude. i promise. from a medical standpoint, techno did the really healthy thing by immediately getting himself checked out and diagnosed, which is really, really good. he's got really fucking good doctors, which he's told us himself, and he's probably not exaggerating—the phrase techno millionares had to come from somewhere, right? he's in good enough health and spirits to talk to people (including online fans!) and record content, and insists on doing so, somehow, and he's got a really good network of irl friends to help him through all this. and, come on now. it's technoblade. he won't hesitate to drop us the minute his health requires it. he's cool like that :)
if you're having a hard time, or you feel scared or anxious or panicky—don't feel bad about it. you're empathetic, and you care, and that is so beyond lovely. but please, keep all this in mind. don't let it consume you too much, yeah? drink some water, watch something that makes you feel safe. listen to the blood god himself. he's pretty optimistic. our guy's got this.
“Look at you, all dumb and fucked out on my cock,” Sapnap grins, hand tangled in your hair, pressing your face to his neck. His other hand is slipped underneath your thigh, awkwardly trying to bounce you on his dick. You can’t come up with a coherent reply.
“You like that cock, huh? Want me to pound your pussy ‘til you can’t fucking walk, hm?” he pants, pausing your rhythmic bounces to thrust into you roughly. You shout against his throat, one hand clutching the chair’s armrest and the other squeezing his bicep.
“Gonna fill you up with my fucking seed,” he growls into your ear. “Gonna keep it inside you so I can fuck it out of you later. Then you can be sloppy all over my dick again, yeah.”
Karl laughs his contagious laugh as he watches the TV screen, hands moving slightly from their place on the table. You frown. “Karl, stop moving, I’m going to mess up your nails.”
“Oh, my bad,” Karl says, eyes widening at his mistake. You hold his hands flat and still, admiring his pretty nails as you happily paint black over them.
author’s note: i’m wondering how many blurbs i’m gonna write tonight
He walks through the front door, gaze immediately landing on your figure sitting on the couch. You have a thick book in your hands, completely captivated in the story.
“Hi, Honey,” Techno murmurs, taking his armor off and setting it on the floor. You look up from the page, giving him a warm smile. “Hey, Love. How is everything?”
“Oh, you know.” Techno plops onto the couch beside you, taking your hand and squeezing tight. Your heart surges. “The egg, Quackity, Dream, all that stuff; it’s going... okay,” he admits.
You pout sympathetically, turning your book upside down on your lap and stroking his cheek. “I’m sorry. It’ll get better, though.” Techno leans into your hand as you cup his face. “You’re Technoblade, after all.”
He smiles, closing his eyes. “And I have you.”
author’s note: it’s like 10 pm and i was bored so enjoy this blurb lmao
you started streaming in 2018 when you were about 14
(you’re around tommy & tubbo’s age for practical purposes)
you streamed for essentially no one for a while
you only got a few thousand followers on twitch in early 2020
mostly because you started posting highlights from your streams to youtube & tiktok
you established yourself as someone who’s soft & babie irl but completely merciless in-game
it’s very contradictory & very fun to watch
you could two-hit kill a two-person team in bed wars w/o a second thought then spend the next few minutes apologizing over & over again
you signed up to participate for the first 3 mccs but only got in for mcc 4
you were in the green guardians alongside petezahhutt, michaelmcchill, & vikkstar123
ngl
you were nervous
very nervous
but you buckled down & trained like crazy, w/ & w/o your teammates
soon mcc rolled around
you were just a little bundle of nerves
you couldn’t calm down for the life of you, poor thing :(
but you still compete absolutely beautifully
you sweep the competition & just do so so well
you score top 5 in every event
there’s this compilation of other people reacting to seeing your name pop up at the end of every game & just being like “who even is that they’re killing it”
you & the rest of the green guardians land first place after the 8 events
(yes i’m changing what actually happened deal with it)
so your team & the purple pandas compete in dodgebolt
here’s where you really shine
bc your signature play is a bow
you are a beast with a bow
you get out phil & techno first round but tommy gets you & the pandas end up winning
second round, your teammates get out quickly & it’s a 3v1 between you & the other team
you’re just like “ok here we fucking go come on”
wilbur’s gone
you go for techno (the biggest threat) next
you shoot him out & he’s just raging because “THIS CHILD I’VE NEVER HEARD OF IS BEATING ME AT MINECRAFT WHAT IS THIS”
then you land a shot on tommy
but phil gets you out right after
you’re all (´•̥ ᵔ •̥`) but your team is just hyping you up bc you did so well like wtf
(pete) y/n coming in with the carry!
(vik) let’s go y/n!!
(michael) don’t be sad, y/n; you did so well!
& everyone else is kind of just like “who tf is this child & why is she so doing so well???”
so purple pandas end up snatching first place overall
but second for your first mcc?
that’s poggers, dude
you’re just chilling trying to calm down after that intense dodgebolt game
(you) oh, hello yammy. guys, yammy’s clicking at me this is so cool i used to watch her videos-
(michael) Y/N!!!!
(you) yes?
(michael) you’re first individual!!
(you) ………you wot, mate
you run to go check individual
& there you are
y/nl/n_ with 4419 points, about 100 points more than technoblade
wait
more than-
more than TECHNOBLADE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PLACED ABOVE TECHNOBLADE???!?!!
THE TECHNOBLADE?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE????
BIG SCARY MAN TECHNOBLADE??????????
YOU GOT FIRST OVER T E C H N O B L A D E
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you’re just staring up at yourself in shock then slowly turn to find technoblade already staring @ you
that’s fucking terrifying jfc
you hide behind a wall & hope he leaves
this is so cool & like wow you’re a god but also oh no you’re on scary man technoblade’s bad side
you get so many more viewers after mcc 4 it’s crazy
you really start popping off
it’s only about a week after mcc 4 when you finally have to face the consequences of your actions
@technothepig tweeted: @y/nl/n_ i demand satisfaction. duel me, coward.
what the FUCK
that’s TERRIFYING oh my god
YOU DON’T DO WELL WHEN THREATENED BY SCARY MEN ON THE INTERNET
@ph1lza replied: techno, don’t threaten young women on the internet.
@technothepig replied: i. demand. satisfaction.
@tommyinnit replied: i agree with techno. fight him, coward. @y/nl/n_
@ph1lza replied: please don’t encourage him
you plan things out & actually end up doing a rip-off 1v1 mcc
techno’s got the rest of the sbi spectating but you don’t really have any streamer friends so you just show up by yourself w/ no posse like:
hi o/
phil feels bad & hops on a call with you when the games start to keep you company
you win skyblockle by shooting techno off into the void
you win build mart as well
techno wins survival games
tgttos: techno wins
rocket spleef: you win
battle box: techno wins
hole in the wall: techno wins
parkour warrior: techno wins
dodgebolt: you win
normal dodgebolt rules don’t apply, so techno wins but barely
you’re a good sport about it; you have no qualms with losing to Technoblade
but after that, techno actually stays in contact with you
you become pretty good friends weirdly enough
he thinks you’re an impressive player & you’ve got this innocent, blunt sense of humor that can just make techno lose it
you are the ultimate “looks like they could kill you, would kill you,” “looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll but would still kill you” duo
y’all are an iconic duo in no time as you two stream together
you leave no survivors when playing sky wars
viewers can’t help but feel sorry for those who go up against you honestly :(
people start calling you “little blade” （｡>‿‿<｡ ）
words cannot describe how much you love that nickname
at first techno was like “that’s cringe” but then he started calling you it ironically & we all know where that leads
uh huh
he calls you little blade unironically now mf uwu
mans is soft for you (& philza) only
it’s well into the smp timeline when you join the dream smp
like, you joined just after the manberg-pogtopia war
techno’s off living in the snowy biome & you join like
hi! o/
you see techno’s on when you first join & want to go find him, but you’re kind of forced into a tour of the server by quackity & karl
quackity’s being himself & karl’s trying to contain him and failing
good content good content
you’re being shown around l’manberg when technoblade shows up out of nowhere, kills quackity & karl, threatens that he’ll canonically kill them if they try to make you join l’manberg, & tells you to come with him
so you do
he takes you to his new base & says you can build a house near his
he even helps you build
the favoritism is strong with this one
everyone knows you’re his favorite
even techno consciously knows you’re his favorite
but he would die before admitting it
not really
in his own streams he’s mentioned how great you are
(techno) y/n is… she’s seriously so great. she’s an awesome friend. she checks up on me & reminds me to take care of myself. she’s seriously-… she just messaged me on discord. oh god, is she watching this?
n/n sent: hey! i’m in class rn but make sure to drink water during your stream <3
(techno) …is this god telling me to be a better person? …….no one clip any part of this. no one tell her i said any of this. pretend it never happened
in the lore, you always have techno’s back
his reasoning- if a little extreme- is always sound
you & phil are like the only people to not just use him omfg you three make the fans wanna cry ｡･ﾟﾟ･(థ Д థ。)･ﾟﾟ･｡
the butcher army tries to kidnap you & use you as bait to trap & kill techno
but you kill half of them & escape the rest & run off to warn techno
you & dream end up helping him escape & off you went back home
when tommy showed up during his exile, techno was just constantly comparing how nice you are to how annoying & inconvenient tommy is
top tier comedy
(techno) i adopted one child who set the bar too high & now no one will ever live up to the expectations y/n has set- TOMMY STOP EATING MY GAPPLES
you don’t go with techno & tommy when they sneak into l’manberg for the festival
you do however, show up out of nowhere to have techno’s back when tommy goes back to tubbo
what a fucking legend you are
loyalty like you would not believe we love to see it
the next day, you, techno, dream, & phil lay waste to l’manberg
after doomsday you really haven’t done much lore-wise beyond being a good concerned friend for ranboo
(btw you’re good friends w/ ranboo; you, tubbo, & ranboo are a *chef’s kisses* trio)
all in all
technoblade is your big brother
you two are honestly best friends & get along really well
people love your two’s relationship because you seem like polar opposites but get along really well
