i'm her kind of car. she's my kind of crash.

come back, even as a shadow, even as a dream // ao3: nightabsentia //

[sooth-sayings]

my cat has the worst life because she has to get gunk wiped from her bad eye and this is cruel and unusual to her

[sooth-sayings]

innocent victim btw

[sooth-sayings]

my cat has the worst life because she has to get gunk wiped from her bad eye and this is cruel and unusual to her

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[sooth-sayings]

[sooth-sayings]

strongarming my best friend into coming to the quarterly communion + foot washing at the 7th Day Adventists church. In return for strongarming me into going to Mormon Mariners night.

[anxietyproblem]

[sooth-sayings]

I have ethical obligations to point out when someone has a cool last name. I'm talking to you Miss Angelitis.

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[tautline-hitch]

OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.

How are we feeling?

YES this is IT this is my THING

Oh fun!

Sure, why not

Not really my deal but I can go with it

Nah, not feeling it

NOPE.

Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results

Voting ended onApr 30

Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.

[sooth-sayings]

hey are there any other kids from Phoenix that remember that you have a friend in the diamond business on Scottsdale Rd and Tacoma, one mile south of Bell Rd, open weekdays till 8, Saturdays till 5, online at shaneco.com

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[caintooth]

you can take hormones recreationally btw. you can take it because it makes your brain feel good and sex is better. that’s an option. it doesn’t have to be a gender thing for you, if that’s what’s holding you back. they’re just drugs, like any other drug

[passionpeachy]

year of the horse

[sooth-sayings]

I said do not give me the male psychiatrist because he's going to invalidate me and now I am going to turn into a werewolf and tear him to shreds

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[redstonedust]

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)