Robert Zombert

Xander. 30. They/them. INFJ. 🤪 Welcome to my twisted mind 🤪

[unclepapamoose]

Message me! Let’s make something!

[beardedmrbean]

[targetedknowledge]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[heartattackinblackdye]

(bloodstained and bruised) how am i? im pretty good just a little tired

[stilldwelling]

transnew

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

btw you're allowed to enjoy two differing interpretations of the same character and you don't have to justify why you like it to anyone. you can like your evil character to be malicious and serious and you can like depicting them as a silly goober. you can enjoy seeing people draw two characters in all sorts of different contexts and dynamics without having to pick one over the other. you don't have to come up with a complex reason. you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. you can like a character multiple ways without having to justify why it's not problematic or why it's not weird. do what you want. it's fandom, not a testimony before the court.

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[jessiewithaj]

you heard about this "friends" shit? people who will spend time with you and cheer you up even when you're a mopey mess? wild

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[kabaks]

It's always homosocial relationships b/w men this and that yaoi fujoshi this and that. I'm here to tell you that women are having straight up lifelong soulmate ass relationships with each other and just fucking men on the side for kids. But that's not my business

[kabaks]

The husband is literally the sidepiece

[wcfieldsimpersonator]

after the loss of the governor race and all of his valuable assets, including his phone and grok amato, tim begs for gregg to let him back into hei network. the season of turkington tim begins in november. he will worm himself into the role of sam dootle dot

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[gaelmeee]

Series 19 GOAT 🏆