(ModNote: death tag is for side character death mentions)
written by Fourbyfour1456
The sky outside Clara’s home was grey. It was probably going to rain soon. But Clara’s body had already rained some hours before, because her waters had broken.
She was only 20 years old and was already pregnant with her first baby. All of this had happened when Clara had met a charming guy near her college and he had worked his way into her heart and her body. The man was Olivier and he became Clara’s first boyfriend. She was 18 when they had met and 19 when they had started bumping uglies. Clara had very little information about birth control, so she soon found herself feeling kicked from inside.
Surprisingly, her boyfriend, Olivier, who was only some years older than her, did not run away. No, he stayed with her and supported her until the sixth month of Clara’s pregnancy. He did not make the decision to pull away from her, but whatever he and she believed in did.
Because the world was full of nice people like Olivier, the powers from above decided that he was not needed down here with Clara. And then came a meteorite from the sky, which hit him when he was walking to the store to buy baby supplies and destroyed him. There was nothing left of him. No hair, skin, fat, bones, muscles, intestines, dick, or clothes. Only the security cameras saw what happened to Olivier.
This made Clara very, very sad. Even tremendously sad. She was young and with his baby inside her, so she had every right to feel bad. But this wasn’t the end of her suffering. No, she found out that her stepdad, the one man who had raised and loved her, was blown up by a WW2 bomb in Europe. No body was found here either.
Clara thought she still had her mom to support her while she was pregnant. But no, her mom, who was very superstitious, decided that her daughter killed her husband and Olivier. So she cut off contact with her daughter and fled the country. Now Clara really had no one to help.
Her life was turning upside-down and yet she carried on, because she had a little one inside her. She wanted to live through the pain and bring new life into this world. So she did not lose hope at all. She knew all the deaths were a sign that the world was not ready for the power of her and Olivier’s child. She was a little stupid.
And now she was feeling her stupidity and her child’s power physically. Clara’s baby wanted to come out and it wanted to come out now. Her tiny hole that had once taken in Olivier’s dick was stretching to get the baby out. She had never felt this pain before. Her whole life was free of this pain she was having right now. “I wish I knew how birth control worked,” Clara had thought when her waters had broken. Wishing for something when she was this close showed just how much she was full of sadness.
The pace was somewhere between slow and fast. Clara’s body was hellbent on making sure she started understanding birth control. This was her first baby and first-time moms take a lot of time. Same thing was happening to Clara. But she could've gone to the hospital when there was time, but she was too much in need of a person to help her with that. And that person was none other than the one who was behind her pain, her late boyfriend, Olivier.
“I need you, please come back!” she shouted for nothing. There was no one who was gonna come back. She was trying to somehow wait out the pain in hopes that he would come back. It was clear that pregnancy had destroyed her brain. She wanted a dead guy to come back. He was her everything and she had thought she could carry on without him after his death. But no, it was not easy for her. Especially not now, when his baby was hitting her most-sensitive area from inside.
“Oh god! Hairy!” Clara shouted, because she could feel the baby’s hair. A little more time was needed before he or she was going to find himself or herself in this world. The dress that she was wearing was getting more and more ruined with each minute. The maternity dress was a gift from none other than Olivier. It was green and had yellow cartoonish flowers drawn on it. When she had seen this, she was sure he was going to be with her in the delivery ward. But she was tremendously wrong about what her future held for her.
Clara’s body took control suddenly and pushed the dad-less and grandpa-less kid into this world. She could only grunt loudly when the shoulders and torso passed through the formerly tiny and tight hole. Her body was never gonna be the same down there ever again. Clara got hold of the baby before he or she could have his or her head explode after hitting the wooden floor. She obviously knew what an exploded head looked like. She had seen the security footage of Olivier’s death, so she knew.
Clara looked down at the baby. She was the mother of a boy now. A cute, little baby boy. “Oh god, you are here, I-I love you, baby,” she said to the boy, who only cried and cried. She looked up and said, “Are you watching, Olivier? You’re a dad now.”
Allison and Derek: 🤝 accepting that they also got their spouse's lifelong platonic partner when they married them (and take turns hosting the boys' weekly sleepovers)
They are a set!! do not separate!!
(my favorite thing about fake twitter/insta posts are when derek's handle was clearly set up by stiles so have my humble addition to the bunch lol)
Original under the cut:
Knowyourmeme page bc the original tweet doesn't exist anymore 🫡
