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@soperchechire-blog
in the tags put your pets name vs what you actually call your pet
Moose- moosifer, moosemans, moosileny Buster- bubba, old man, buster brown Le'roy- brat Delilah- floppy rhino, delilah Marie, delilahs Princess- 4 lbs demon, Satan, taco, ankle biter Ripred- rip, rippers, ripper mamas, kitties, cat Charlie- possum, squeaker Annie- fluffball, fuzz
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody really appreciates how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
This sounds like something off an Anne frank movie
Tell people you walked five miles for exercise and they congratulate you. Tell people you walked five miles to the store and they pity you.
It finally happened! The thing elementary teachers have warned me about for years!! I tipped too far backwards in my chair, fell, and slammed my damn head off the ground!!
this is such a mood omg. Once i was walking around with my arms in my shirt bec it was hella cold out and I ended up tripping on my laces and landing face first into concrete. My mother had told me what would happen if I didn’t tie my shoes. My teeth payed the price
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Check out this hermit crab
I call him Greg
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Gregg told me he has a brother today
His brother’s name is Harry
Harry likes legos
Harry is a bit of a grump
HI HARRY what must I do to make you not grump??
Hmm let me ask
Harry says that you must get the big tank man to put him down
He does not like being handled
*swats at the big tank man’s hand and puts Harry down nicely* there ya go, Harry. Be free!
Harry is free
he is now a happy hermit crab and he thanks you
I just want to remind you guys if you’re having a bad day that two hermit crabs love you
@theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly
what stupid handed bitches I love them
New drinking game, take a shot every time someone tells you to just be more positive
Id be schnackered within an hour of being awake
Starving and Scared!
Hey y'all, It’s R. Idk what to say. I feel like I’m drowning. I’m disabled, out of work, and I feel alone and unsupported. I’m trying my best, but I have 0 bucks, no food, and my rent was due 3 days ago. I guess I’m just hoping for a miracle somehow. Please spread my cry for help if you can.
Paypal: [email protected]
Venmo: @Rabbie-Davis
Square: cash.me/$RDonations
Please help me! I have no food, I’m starving, and rent was due 6 days ago. Please, please, please help me if you can!
Imagine if someone had said this about a women, you would flip shit.
no I wouldn’t, because I’m able to recognize that the people this would offend are the people that actually are trash
some women are trash the same way some men are trash and some people are trash
a.k.a. if you’re a decent man or woman or person, you wouldn’t be offended when a collective group is called “trash” or something because you know you aren’t apart of that
so sensitive. plus, it’s a meme yo
fr damnnn
y’all don’t say shit when women are raped and sexually assaulted and murdered for saying no but as soon as someone says “men are trash” the sirens go off in your ears
i don’t call myself a feminist but damn y’all come at them over the dumbest shit like you want them to be man hating misandrists
@regretnomeme woman* 'women' is plural.
Settling: feeling your cat walk across your pillow to snuggle next to your head.
Unsettling: realizing you felt six paws go over your face, not four.
Conclusion: I think there’s a demon in my house but apparently it wants to snuggle?
You have a new, six-legged demon cat, which is like a regular cat but with 50% more cat to love, which is fine.
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this…” it will usually smell nice.
You were the raindrops on my rose when spring hit, as summer came along you slowly went away like you always do
Whats your special thing?
Like a certain day? Or number? Or song or pet or person or show or place or food or literally anything. Whats yours? It doesn't have to be just one thing.
Mine: the way how in fall when the sidewalks are covered in leaves how small children will run and jump on them just to hear the crunch and how some people do it when they get older
