Composer, Never Composed

Brittany|She/They|Bi|Trans women are women TERFs fuck off|PLEASE ask me about horses

[ghost-bonezz]

i've done it. i've only ever consumed euphoria via post about the major plot points. never watched one episode. sam levinson you shall rot in HELL

[ghost-bonezz]

"i've been making fun of this man for being an aquarius for 20 minutes and i don't even know what that means"

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

overheard conversation between two people leaving a party at my neighbour's:

"fancy a Red Bull?"

"to drink?"

"naw, tae ride in the fuckin rodeo. aye tae drink ya daft cock"

[ghost-bonezz]

just watched a man punch 4 names into chatgpt and tell it to put them in alphabetical order we are unbelievably cooked

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[noahkahanblog]

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to.

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[alphacrone]

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[triangleguy]

[amazoogle]

as a child i thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone i knew, in the event that i had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and i have to decide which one to shoot. i'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and i'd fucking blast the other guy away. needless to say this has saved me countless times

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have one of these for myself in case of time travel shenanigans