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[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[notorious-aqaurius7]

Same

[soph-fee]

Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine

Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys

[soph-fee]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go

[starpulses-deactivated20150403]

*lipsyncs britney’s entire deluxe edition circus album*

[divascreech]

you guys have that in common

[queen-neyde]

[goldnpoc]

Describe feminism

Common sense

[richharry]

[springjeon]

[justtjustin-deactivated20191207]

[jessekattsopolis]

[photomodeaddiction]

#this movie had better play at my funeral

[dumbdotjpeg]

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[insomniamademedothis]

I think this says it all

[brendenfraser]

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

[missmentelle]

At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job.  At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer. 

At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school.   At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.

At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter.  At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker.  At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.

Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it. 

Never tell yourself you missed your chance. 

Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough. 

You can do it. Whatever it is. 

[softgail]

what the fuck is going on in 2016???

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

oh my GOD

[blackdenimjeans]

Me

[antoniporowski]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it