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Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

I just want a fic where everyone is all ‘why is Dr Grace so grumpy today? He’s normally so sweet’ and Stratt goes to inspect him for like 5 minutes before grabbing scissors, snipping the tag out of the back of his shirt carefully enough not to leave one of those itchy lines behind, and then he’s a freaking sweetheart again for the rest of the day. Like the princess and the pea. And for some reason only her people watching abilities could figure out why.

Carl probably could have figured it out too, but he can’t be glued to Grace’s side 100% of the time lol.

fuckyeahcoelacanths

Coelacanth papercraft template by ElaborateByThapakorn

sarroth

@silly-signs: Can license plates count as signs? Two of my friends and I like to message each other when we see funny license plates, and today I found two personalized ones right next to each other for the first time since I started paying attention to stuff like that:

I really love the accidental conversation here if ‘Problem? Pray first’

At least I presume it’s not a couple that intentionally park like this whenever they meet up someplace or return home and park in their driveway. Although that would be quite whimsical if so.

silly-signs

Official silly license plate(s)

ladyignatius4

Writing is my favourite form of escapism, but when real life gets too overwhelming, I become too exhausted to even try and escape reality.

saxifraga-x-urbium

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

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It is fun to learn.

therealraewest

Hey what the fuck

You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her

angeluslupus

Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork:

teaboot

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

foxglovedforest

theriu

"I don't care if he's hot, you need to FLEE"

spyglassrealms

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

putnamspuppeteer

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

spyglassrealms

but of course.

homunculus-argument

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

fandom-man

scholarlypidgeot

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

museum-of-artifacts

A Japanese carved ivory banana, meiji period (1868-1912).

More info

#banana

johnhocksbur

vomitdodger

the-davest-of-uncles

That's the face of a woman who will do it again.

mornington-the-crescent

Something something objectively funny crimes

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

thatsbelievable

rifa

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.