Sophie

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[bestdogmemes]

happy valentines day

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[awwww-cute]

[wiiuapologist]

cracking open a cold one with the

guys gals and nonbinary pals

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[inoccent-whore-deactivated20200]

[bpdzoldyck-deactivated20181014]

As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too. 

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

[stillstreetjoshua]

This is something everyone should see. Thank you for sharing this.

[robotsandfrippary]

Transformers kept me alive. When the 2007 movie was announced I was going through an incredibly hard time emotionally. I saw the preview and every time I thought about killing myself I thought, “but then I won’t get to see this thing I’ve always wanted to see, good or not.” And it got me through.

I’m in a place where I live for myself now, but don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own.

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own

[ruthwilson]

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[ephemer-el-deactivated20181208]

I love how not only are these women different skin tones but they’re also different body types. sometimes the world can be okay

[less-hate-more-lesbians-deactiv]

this is so beautiful!!!!

[earthdad]

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

[chevalure]

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

[mudwerks]

everything fine - just keep working…

[rookheeya]

The IT Crowd Calamity Jen  S01Ep02

Maurice Moss and Fire :)

[reichenbachfalling-inthetardis]

If you think Richard Ayoade isn’t Tumblr’s spirit animal, then you are very much mistaken.

[theitcrowdthings]

[cynema]

This really tickled me 😂