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Hufflepuff, she/her,

[macrolit]

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[dcartcorner]

PHM x TMA (1)

[danrifics]

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[nimadelolll]

take his camera away please

[dcartcorner]

PHM x TMA (2)

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[kingddundo]

Project Hail Mary fanart because I’m obsessed over this movie, yes, I’m autistic

[puzzledemigod]

My 26 yo self: I'm so happy for them, proud that they feel like it's time to share the truth with the world. I hope they feel freer and lighter, and that we can show our support without invading their privacy and we can prove we got better at respecting their boundaries

The 15 yo version of me that's trapped in the basement:

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[oldshowbiz]

Bottle of Ants

[wrathbite]

[spelldealer]

do you guys wanna see the cake i just made

[spelldealer]

what am I saying, of course you do

[spelldealer]

the mushrooms are made out of egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and cocoa powder! they taste almost exactly like toasted marshmallows

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mushreingues!

[pwesident]

im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé

[pwesident]

*shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan*

[coast-modern]

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[bae-guevara]

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

I think you're right

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol