AYE YO

"before i am your daughter, your aunt, niece, or cousin, i am my own person and i will not set fire to myself to keep you warm." hi i'm sophie and this is my 1x1 blog

[sophielikestowrite]

hi to anyone reading i’ve decided that i wanna get back into 1x1 but i also really want to start fresh so i’ve made a totally new blog but i’d still absolutely love to stay in contact with the friends i’ve made here so if you’d like u can hit me with a follow on my new blog here. thanks for reading love ya 

[unsoupable]

Girls don’t want boys, girls want Dragon Age Origins remastered with Inquisition graphics.

[animalaspects]

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!

Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 

The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!

Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!

Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!

Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.

In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 

Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

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If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

[animalaspects]

Please don’t let this die

[narutheaux]

[sophielikestowrite]

ok but does anyone want to do a small rp group?? i’m talking like, 6x6 maximum but i really wanna get back into rping just not in big groups or 1x1, i just wanna slide right in, ya know? someone hmu bc i’m dying for something like this 

[cwnerd12]

Congratulations, Bruce

Coming out is undoubtedly a bigger victory than any Olympic medal.

[sophielikestowrite]

hi hello i have returned

hey if u care read below the cut bc some of it is important and some of it isn’t but yeah felt like putting most of it out there 4 everyone 

to anyone i was 1x1ing with, i am incredibly sorry from the very bottom of my heart about my disappearing on you and i hate so much that it was four months before i had the opportunity to apologize. things got very rough and i wasn’t able to keep up with everything going on in my life and this blog just kind of slipped from my mind. i’m back on tumblr now, but i won’t be returning to the 1x1 community for awhile because i’m trying to write a novel and also looking into starting up a group roleplay myself, which is pretty much the basis of this little return post. START READING HERE IN CASE U GOT BORED AND DIDN’T WANT TO READ ME BEING SAPPY ABOUT DISAPPEARING BC THIS IS THE PART I WANT TO BE READ. anyways, i would really love to start a group roleplay and i have a few ideas that i’d love to bounce off of someone interested in being an admin alongside me but graphics are quite literally kicking my ass in every way possible and if anyone would like to volunteer to help me with that (even if they’re not interested in being an admin) i would seriously appreciate that so much and adore you forever for your help, so yeah if there’s anything you think you’d like to give me a hand with i would love a message so i can get this thing started!

[onceland]

[jemmasimmons]

#beat Agent Thompson’s face with a stapler 2k15

[vasuki-blog]

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

[britney2007spears]

[awkwardsituationist]

[peace-love-hippieness]

"We dont need feminism" O K

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

[jaceprinceton]

OMG YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THE GIF FOR THIS

[gentlerebel]

monster girls; nineteen songs for the deadly girls with cracked, blackened hearts and sharp teeth

i. MONSTER (VERSE) - nicki minaj /// ii. SACRILEGE - yeah yeah yeahs /// iii. BAD GIRLS (BARBARIC MERITS CHAINBANGING REMIX) - m.i.a. /// iv. TEETH - lady gaga /// v. HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN - ashley johnson /// vi. EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD - lorde /// vii. GODS & MONSTERS - lana del rey /// viii. HURRICANE - ms mr /// ix. TOXIC - yael naïm /// x. DIE YOUNG (DECONSTRUCTED) - ke$ha /// xi. PROBLEM - natalia kills [feat. angel haze] /// xii. DEMONS - sleigh bells /// xiii. GUN - chvrches /// xiv. BLOODY MARY VS. VALLEY OF THE DOLLS - lady gaga vs. marina & the diamonds /// xv. MY SONG 5 - haim /// xvi. HIT AND RUN - lana del rey /// xvii. BUZZCUT SEASON - lorde /// xviii. SEVEN DEVILS - florence + the machine /// xix. DARK DOO WOP - ms mr

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[howtobeterrell-deactivated20141]

Affirm our black queer boys 

[iridessence]

This gives me chills.

[sophielikestowrite]

i'm gonna be real here, i'd give my first born child for the opportunity to play a holland roden and colton haynes ship

[tvseriesgifss]

[valcntines]

reblog this if you are still a group rp type of person pls

[egderpss]

[djlegz]

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

[caitlincato]

This guy is perfect.

[nothisiscarlie]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD

[littlelostcat]

I will always reblog The Bearcats and their lack of a media agent.

[peredhil]

This will never not be funny.

[queenofthebadgers]

Are they bat-jousting?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE GREATEST OF SPORTS :D