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Y'all be taking about how stan culture is reductive but be on this Karl Marx dudes dick all the time who is she what are ha chartings where are her #1s

howtobeafuckinglady

How many Grammy’s Karl Marx got? Zero? What kind of Katy Perry teas!?!? (Beyoncé has 20 btw kiiiiiii!)

blackwaterworks

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

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grimes: (doodling in the back of the art room) marina, in her varsity cheerleading jacket: (slams hands on grimes’s desk) hiiii trigglypuff :) grimes: …hi marina :| marina: what’re you drawing, something about feminism (which is cancer)? grimes: i’m drawing lapis lazuli from steven universe in a mechanical suit for my pacific rim alternate unive– marina: kek….are you KIN with lapis lazuli grimes: marina: what’s wrong tumblrina…..are you #triggered :) :) :) grimes: marina i know it was you who spraypainted “SENSITIVE MILLENNIAL” on my my mom’s car marina: anonymous is legion grimes: she’s not even a millennial she’s 42 and works in finance and we called the police marina: …whatever kek (goes to the bathroom and frantically checks tumblr to see if she’s been doxxed)

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FIVE YEARS LATER, HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

grimes in a valentino embelished tulle dress and saint lauren jerry sunglasses drinking the seventh glass of punch she’s had in six minutes because she keeps telling elon to get her more drinks: marina, approaching with caution: c-claire? grimes: oh, hi!! :) marina: claire, listen, i’m sorry. i wasn’t very nice a few years ago and easily fell into that mentality because i thought i was better than other girls. grimes: hm ok well– marina: and i am. grimes: hmmmmm marina: i am better than every single woman, and man, on earth, and have now accepted that. grimes: well congratulations marina: thank you. oh actually i took a note out of your book and am now also a marxist! grimes: haha, well…(casts a gaze to Elon as he fires the entire West Coast branch of Spacex while eating twizzlers) that was just a phase for me. marina: oh i know! (takes out gun, begins shooting at musk) DIE CAPITALIST SCUM DIE DIE DIE DIE FROO-OO-OO-OOT LALALALALALA… lana del rey and mitski poking their heads out from behind the bleachers where they were smoking pot and talking about their lack of life plans:

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buttwyatt

god i love jenny slate

veryfunnymemes

lesbiankatebush

technically ratatouille is mecha anime

fatpikachupics

humansoflatecapitalism

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hate when a man is knowledgable on a topic.. idc lol

paladindyke

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard