ladies and gentlemen this is the countess speaking

kali / chicago / i love tv liljonhamm on ig unflattering ben wyatt ig unflattering ben wyatt tumblr

[mrsterlingeverything]

To my loved ones: i am not doing very good at all

To my haters: i am doing really swag !

[1anonyymous1]

Been on tumblr 60 years and I’m still not bored

[buttwyatt]

you’re telling me I was waiting for adam scott to lose the sag award and he wasnt even nominated?? go to hell

[buttwyatt]

imagine in 2011 the golden globes had a best podcast category and comedy bang bang won for specifically farts and procreation

[buttwyatt]

wish award ceremonies hit like they used to in the 2010’s.. now to get that feeling you have to do drugs

[buttwyatt]

maybe I have severe depression

[buttwyatt]

wish award ceremonies hit like they used to in the 2010’s.. now to get that feeling you have to do drugs

[whip-ass]

[buttwyatt]

can’t believe I willingly moved somewhere where the sun sets at 4:14pm what the fuck………… another win for eastern time zone states I’m afraid

[thatbitchsimone]

[buttwyatt]

coworker didn’t know what vh1 was I’m going to k*** m*****

[foxmulders]

trying to get emergency medical care at the pitt but my health crisis does not smack of social realism so i die 😔

[foxmulders]

doctors at the pitt when i come in w a broken arm that doesn’t even comment on the contemporary ills afflicting our society

[buttwyatt]

he continues to be terrible face-wise

[buttwyatt]

emmy loser adam Scott

[buttwyatt]

the Pitt is not a good show

[buttwyatt]

fucking goddamn shit

[buttwyatt]

from watch what happens live clubhouse playhouse, bryan cranston

[buttwyatt]

david lynch please come back

[buttwyatt]

man I wish harris wittels was alive