SOPHONT @sophont-ofthenorth - Tumblr Blog

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

bogleech

"art is not my strong suit" and yet the sublime vibes captured by this evocative line work would only be ruined by any attempt at a redraw

beemovieerotica

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

reversalsun

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

beemovieerotica

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

reversalsun

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

beemovieerotica

Tylenol is the people's princess

#tylenol has such a good face for a beer can

depsidase

gamer-0-clock

When the schemes are gay and sinister

#me-us

gamer-0-clock

When the schemes are gay and sinister

segamascott

thingstoshowdan

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

lofispirit-blog

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

tharook

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

#gay pizza #lol

miyoria

duckduckgo fuck yourself

#wat #thought that term was relegated only to porn sites

underwhelmedandoverstimulated

Like, all the love and respect to the woman who runs the dungeons & discourse youtube, but my fucking god; it's been nothing but "d&d is cancelled" "hasbro is over" "d&d is dead" for like 3 years at this point.

You already called time of death, stop beating the dead horse, move on to a new system.

#always with the clickbait eh?#they should try pathfinder #maybe i need to try it too...