kids like you should be burning in hell

alex/devin-16-they/them dont be sad. i love you. i like things idk

[littlemissmichigan]

I lost it at Shang “paid”

[retconnedcrusher]

I started crying

[charlesoberonn]

Yes, Avril Lavigne, you can make it more obvious. You literally told me nothing about these two people except their genders and presumingly their young age. They could both be gay, or not even into each other. They could be two complete strangers. They could be living on different continents, or in different time periods. You gotta be more specific.

[keeperofthetongatooth]

It’s the fact she then carries on to describe them as “he was a punk, she did ballet” and then says “what more can I say?” and it’s like you still haven’t actually told us anything ffs Avril. 

[catsandbreadandbikes-deactivate]

He was a 17th century english prostitute, she danced in the Perm Theater Ballet in Russia in 1893

[charlesoberonn]

Wow way to use an archaic meaning of the word ‘punk’ for historical accuracy.

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

[reakiro-deactivated20191023]

pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakin’ adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING. cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with scars? MY CHILD. so go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are !!

[angelmilk]

[axiomschema]

Where’s the rest of his body!!!!!!

Don’t let him sit on the edge it’s not safe >:(

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

let him be……………………… he’s having fun

[thecommonchick]

To everyone who’s having a bad day today

[dailydccu]

I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities.

[autostraddle]

Rebecca Sugar is Bisexual: "Steven Universe" Creator Comes Out at Comic-Con | Autostraddle

When asked why focuses so much on LGBTQ issues on her show, Sugar answered "I want to feel like I exist and I want everyone else who wants to feel that way to feel that way too."

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

[houyo]

Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.

Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

!!!!!! That is the coolest!

[maxknightley]

why is there a vore day

[funpicturesofponies]

someone: “stop complaining that you have to walk 5 miles to get to a pokestop the point of the game is to walk and enjoy the outdoors!”

me:

[gnarly]

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

is 2016 even real or just a weird dream we’re all having

[mirandacosmos-blog]

[yotoob]

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

[yotoob]

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

[yotoob]

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

[fanaticalqueergeek]

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

[duskenpath]

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

[imagine-otp]

Imagine your otps

[captainsxlo-blog]

@markhamillls

[enbizaka-murders]

[prinzjoffrey]

Life is Spongebob

[jillianholtzmann]

”Yes, this is the closest character to my actual self that I’ve ever played”- Kate McKinnon

[arabellesicardi]

my wife looked so good