i lahv you i lahv you

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[stonermossprince]

what is a breath behind your neck?

explicit 1.7k words | hollanov

phone sex and edging

[allstarrocks]

"who else am i gonna tell" makes me cry so bad. Who else is he gonna tell? Who else in his entire life can he say those words to without failing them? Who else does he feel safe to share this with?

[depsidase]

[64mpg]

some people walk around without even being constantly afraid that something is wrong with them

[discooccasionally]

[stonermossprince]

pleak up your life, every boy and every girl, pleak up up your life, people of the world, pleak up your life

Aahhhhh

[stonermossprince]

pleak up your life, every boy and every girl, pleak up up your life, people of the world, pleak up your life

Aahhhhh

[ilyapricot]

many of you could use the reminder

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[themoonandmyman]

[culturedhedonist]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

[cheaphalloweencostume]

enjoy! i’ll be back next week!

[zoloftlover]

Did a bear make that post?

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[agnes-nielsens]

[tinylilhollander]

During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"

And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"

And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'

And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'

And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

Shane will come multiple times that night.

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[h-isforhome]

also this is so good.