Jonah Magnus

[sordid-seraphic]

Hello, to all those reading.

Michael has requested that I make a Tumblr blog, although quite frankly I fail to see why. I heavily doubt anybody will see this besides those I already live with, but alas, I suppose I'll still make an introduction, even if only for the sake of formality.

I have a variety of names and selves at the moment, but currently I would prefer if you called me Jonah. I cannot guarantee that I will post often, nor can I guarantee that the few posts I do make will be easily understandable, but nonetheless, I will answer any questions you all send me to the best of my ability.

Out of character stuff

Hiya, im Percy ( @ceruleanphlegmatica ), and i run this ask blog! Im fine with pretty much any questions, although i cant say for sure that Jonah will answer them!

For context, in this AU, Jonah Magnus has been abandoned by the Eye, and has recently fused with the Distortion, since it has lacked a human host since Michael and Helen. Most odd phrasing is intentional!

That is FAR from all, but thats all ill be revealing in this post! if you wanna know more, ask me! maybe I'll even draw the ask!

[grifter-the-bone]

You, or your persona, vs. your main character you play on the server.

^Me ^Grifter

grifter has dyed red highlights ig in his hair but I was too lazy to do that tn.

Now ofc nobody has to do this, I just thought it was cool and thought it'd be cool if the rest of the server did it.

@enjoy-ocean-blue @tall-dark-and-misty @the-last-thing-youll-ever-see @the-moon-will-sing2026 @hunt-julia @soul-full-of-bugs @sordid-seraphic

now those are the only characters accounts I follow, but anyone else in the server can still definitely add onto this.

[sordid-seraphic]

OUT OF CHARACTER POST!

I decided to join Grifter in making a you vs character comparison! So, heres me and how Jonah/Elias currently looks! (ignore the dogshit quality, i havent drawn clothes in a while and these were pretty low effort)

Close ups below the cut!

[sordid-seraphic]

Through a lot of trial and error, I have found myself mostly reconnected with The Beholding. Being a part of The Distortion was incredibly disorienting, and I am very thankful that I was the one to make it out of that. I should have mostly normal posts from here on out, and I will have a change in profile picture at some point.

Sadly though, due to a run in with an avatar(?) of The Desolation, I am currently unable to speak without experiencing extreme pain, so I am still currently unable to return to the institute.

[sordid-seraphic]

The Thing™️

goodness would you all stop pestering me with that?

[sordid-seraphic]

I dont get why everybody on Tumblr is obsessed with anonymity.

[sordid-seraphic]

How formal is a person supposed to be on Tumblr? What is the standard for making posts and answering questions?

[the-moon-will-sing2026]

go fucking nuts, babe <3

[sordid-seraphic]

Michael, that is very vague. Go nuts as in stop with the formalities, or go nuts as in keep them up as much as id like?

[sordid-seraphic]

STOP MANIPULATING MY BROTHER OR I SWEAR TO ALL 14 THAT I WILL END YOU.

-You know who I am.

I am not manipulating anybody, Helen. If this is about Michael's new position at the institute, then I am happy to let you know that he should be fully aware of any potential consequences by now. If he ever wishes to resign, which I doubt he will, there is little I can do to stop him in my current state. Everything he is doing right now is entirely of his own volition, you need to understand that.

[the-last-thing-youll-ever-see]

Sure. Whatever you say. I'm sure everything will turn out just fine and the world won't end after all and everything will be all sun shines and rainbows always.

[sordid-seraphic]

Helen, the world is going to end whether we want it to or not. At least if Michael is a part of it, your little found family will have a bit of guaranteed safety.

[sordid-seraphic]

Shouldn't Michael technically be dead if you're of The Spiral now? How are you literally dating him????

Due to some kind of incident involving the Not-Them, Michael and Helen both were separated from The Distortion a long while before I began associating with them. If you'd like more details on the matter, I suggest you go to Michael about it.

[sordid-seraphic]

STOP MANIPULATING MY BROTHER OR I SWEAR TO ALL 14 THAT I WILL END YOU.

-You know who I am.

I am not manipulating anybody, Helen. If this is about Michael's new position at the institute, then I am happy to let you know that he should be fully aware of any potential consequences by now. If he ever wishes to resign, which I doubt he will, there is little I can do to stop him in my current state. Everything he is doing right now is entirely of his own volition, you need to understand that.

[sordid-seraphic]

How formal is a person supposed to be on Tumblr? What is the standard for making posts and answering questions?

[sordid-seraphic]

Lovely to see you on here, Jonah. Hope being a spiral avatar isn’t treating you too poorly.

Though I wonder, would you like to go out for lunch sometime? It’s been a while since we’ve had a chat.

-NotSoLonelyExHusband

Hello, Peter

It hasnt been easy adjusting to my new patron in the slightest, but I think ive been doing rather well for myself in spite of that. I'm open to having a chat sometime soon, it has been an awfully long time since we've spoken. I believe this is because I am typically the one to initiate these things, and due to recent circumstances that im sure you're aware of, I have been unable to contact you. Once you have a proper date for our meeting in mind, let me know.

Best regards, Jonah

[deathby-stardust]

Spiral avatar but not in a “lol I’m such a silly off putting weirdo” way more of a “ripping my hair out screaming crying throwing myself against the wall I shouldn’t be this way why am I this way I’m ment to be something else” way

[sordid-seraphic]

Hi, Hun!! Can we go to a cafe next Saturday? I'm bored and feel like getting a drink with you <3

-YourHopefullyFavouriteBoyfriend

Im assuming this is Michael, if not, then i am dreadfully sorry.

Why didnt you ask me this in person? It seems a lot easier than messaging me on Tumblr of all places

[sordid-seraphic]

can u read?

...It would seem i'm having some trouble with reading currently