in the name of the moon

tori. she/her. pansexual pancake. mainly video games, the x files, rooster teeth, paramore, and marvel, various varieties of similar trash/////

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: I and another friend are new to DnD, and another friend is the DM. We decided to do an amnesia-style session where the DM makes our characters and we find out things as we go along. After getting out of a burning barn my friend decided to check themself out to see what they were- a tiefling.

DM: You look down, and you realize you don’t have feet…. You have hooves.

Friend (OOC): Great, I’m a fURRY.

[makeupaddictsanonymous]

[gameraboy]

[nickelodeonhistory]

jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

[kideon]

this would fuck me up if i was watching live

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[brainstatic]

Remake the prequels remake the prequels remake the prequels remake the prequels remake the prequels remake the prequels remake the prequels REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS REMAKE THE PREQUELS

[fysw]

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[mind--master]

I love Batgirl.

[sosuperawesome]

[forceofcourse]

Star Wars text posts

[crescentbeams]

mass effect: described as sexual encounters with the Chris-es

me1: chris pratt. soft, but treats u right. unforgettable and addictive despite its clumsiness.

me2: chris pine. short but sweet. good attention to detail, and overall a great experience.

me3: chris hemsworth. rough, but u come 3 times. the last orgasm is lackluster and ur left sore and hurting.

citadel dlc: chris evans. straight orgasm. so good. nothing compares.

[thegillyfox]

Varric: Yeah, weird.

Requested by someone in a Dragon Age group I belong to. Morrigan reacting to her mother being alive again after Origins.

[flippyspoon]

[im-the-voodoo-child]

Rinko Kikuchi for Jalouse China (December 2013), by Jumbo Tsui.

[emmaduerrewatson]

Chris Evans photographed by Austin Hargrave for The Hollywood Reporter

[kurtweller]